Dr. Batlaney
@doctordeeds.bsky.social
“A queer delight” The New York Times
Doing Pilates makes me feel like I’m part of The Elite Hot Girls Club
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Doing Pilates makes me feel like I’m part of The Elite Hot Girls Club
A participant asked me to distract them today and I got to talk about weird animal facts for 10 minutes straight (lemurs have two tongues!!!)
July 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A participant asked me to distract them today and I got to talk about weird animal facts for 10 minutes straight (lemurs have two tongues!!!)
What the fuck is a LaBuBu
July 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What the fuck is a LaBuBu
Boogie Nights is boy Showgirls
June 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Boogie Nights is boy Showgirls
I explained the etiology of “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?” to a room full of people and not a ONE cared!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I explained the etiology of “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?” to a room full of people and not a ONE cared!!!!
ChatGPT just called me a nerd lol
May 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ChatGPT just called me a nerd lol
I cried again at Wilco!! This is no longer an isolated incident!!! This is A PATTERN
May 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I cried again at Wilco!! This is no longer an isolated incident!!! This is A PATTERN
Had a therapeutic breakthrough yesterday (cried) in my car and made the homeless man uncomfortable
April 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Had a therapeutic breakthrough yesterday (cried) in my car and made the homeless man uncomfortable
Is Dupree….. you know…….
March 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Is Dupree….. you know…….
I’m so fucking excited…..
CSI Miami is on in 33 minutes!!
CSI Miami is on in 33 minutes!!
February 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m so fucking excited…..
CSI Miami is on in 33 minutes!!
CSI Miami is on in 33 minutes!!
*sits next to a bunch of children, Jesus-style*
So my children, let me speak to you of the wonderful marriage of the marshmallow and the peanut butter cup….
So my children, let me speak to you of the wonderful marriage of the marshmallow and the peanut butter cup….
February 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
*sits next to a bunch of children, Jesus-style*
So my children, let me speak to you of the wonderful marriage of the marshmallow and the peanut butter cup….
So my children, let me speak to you of the wonderful marriage of the marshmallow and the peanut butter cup….
Had a spiritually orgasmic experience to “Station to Station” last night, glad to be one with the universe again
February 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Had a spiritually orgasmic experience to “Station to Station” last night, glad to be one with the universe again
I have experienced what it’s like to be lucky AND IM FEELIN GOOD BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
February 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have experienced what it’s like to be lucky AND IM FEELIN GOOD BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Reposted by Dr. Batlaney
Trump and Elon are wreaking havoc on our country. The people are upset. Congress is useless. But there is one thing those in power could do in this situation. One thing that could unite this nation. One thing that could stop the pain. It's time to put Morbius back in theaters
February 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Trump and Elon are wreaking havoc on our country. The people are upset. Congress is useless. But there is one thing those in power could do in this situation. One thing that could unite this nation. One thing that could stop the pain. It's time to put Morbius back in theaters
Just found out what NCIS stands for…… I am shaken….
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just found out what NCIS stands for…… I am shaken….
When you’re mentoring and shaping young minds but you also have to do a big fart :(
January 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When you’re mentoring and shaping young minds but you also have to do a big fart :(
Watching now you see it…….. ooooooooooh hooooooo
a cartoon of a wizard with the words now you don 't
ALT: a cartoon of a wizard with the words now you don 't
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watching now you see it…….. ooooooooooh hooooooo
Every adult you know has two stories:
1-when they stopped drinking
2-when they shit their pants
1-when they stopped drinking
2-when they shit their pants
January 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Every adult you know has two stories:
1-when they stopped drinking
2-when they shit their pants
1-when they stopped drinking
2-when they shit their pants
Hello I got there- Bowie fuckin ROCKS
January 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hello I got there- Bowie fuckin ROCKS
Whenever my bf has a dark, far-off look in his eyes I know he’s thinking about…
Motion smoothing
Motion smoothing
January 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Whenever my bf has a dark, far-off look in his eyes I know he’s thinking about…
Motion smoothing
Motion smoothing
I saw an ape finger his bootyhole today
December 21, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I saw an ape finger his bootyhole today
Brooooo Wilco fuckin rocks!!!!
December 8, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Brooooo Wilco fuckin rocks!!!!
My father gifted me a mole skull for Thanksgiving :)
November 30, 2024 at 9:43 PM
My father gifted me a mole skull for Thanksgiving :)
Reposted by Dr. Batlaney
Guy: bro, you better not be releasing your inhibitions right now
Me (feeling the rain on my skin): wait why
Me (feeling the rain on my skin): wait why
September 27, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Guy: bro, you better not be releasing your inhibitions right now
Me (feeling the rain on my skin): wait why
Me (feeling the rain on my skin): wait why