Doctor Acula
@doctoracularf.bsky.social
Fus-Roh-Dah is basically a big sneeze. This is just Skyrim
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fus-Roh-Dah is basically a big sneeze. This is just Skyrim
story of our time
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
story of our time
There's a panic about quantum computers breaking the cryptography, apparently
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There's a panic about quantum computers breaking the cryptography, apparently
If someone who watched The Bear decides they want to do a trip where they go to a bunch of the restaurants featured on the show, how much time are they spending downtown?
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If someone who watched The Bear decides they want to do a trip where they go to a bunch of the restaurants featured on the show, how much time are they spending downtown?
"Do you remember when I came to you with those toilet paper calculations?"
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Do you remember when I came to you with those toilet paper calculations?"
Put it this way--it looks like the White Sox-Yankees Field of Dreams game is in there, and the White Sox had a record 5 games better than the Yankees after they won that game.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Put it this way--it looks like the White Sox-Yankees Field of Dreams game is in there, and the White Sox had a record 5 games better than the Yankees after they won that game.
I just got a gold foil variant Washington Capitals game recap
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I just got a gold foil variant Washington Capitals game recap
"Skin as part of brain. Repeat, Brain."
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Skin as part of brain. Repeat, Brain."
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
The Craig movies got rougher as they went along but they very clearly told a connected story with a beginning and end. I have no idea why anyone would be out here like "can't wait to see how he got out of that one in the next movie!"
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The Craig movies got rougher as they went along but they very clearly told a connected story with a beginning and end. I have no idea why anyone would be out here like "can't wait to see how he got out of that one in the next movie!"
Gravestone says "Hard Knock Life No More"
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Gravestone says "Hard Knock Life No More"
To me if we're just talking about it being a "handry rubric" now then that's proving the OP's point that the boundaries of what counts as ultra-processed are not clear and obvious
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To me if we're just talking about it being a "handry rubric" now then that's proving the OP's point that the boundaries of what counts as ultra-processed are not clear and obvious
I can make something with a bunch of food coloring in it in my home kitchen. I can probably source almost any "industrial" ingredient with a little work. Not clear to me at all by what mechanism my own kitchen makes something healthier.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I can make something with a bunch of food coloring in it in my home kitchen. I can probably source almost any "industrial" ingredient with a little work. Not clear to me at all by what mechanism my own kitchen makes something healthier.
The point is anything on a shelf that looks homogeneous but is made up of a bunch of different ingredients looks like that because it's elmusified, but plainly not everything like that is going have the reputation of being "ultra-processed"
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The point is anything on a shelf that looks homogeneous but is made up of a bunch of different ingredients looks like that because it's elmusified, but plainly not everything like that is going have the reputation of being "ultra-processed"
A point they made on Maintenance Phase is that this immediately classifies any sort of health smoothie type of thing as ultra-processed because they're all going to have emulsifiers in them
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A point they made on Maintenance Phase is that this immediately classifies any sort of health smoothie type of thing as ultra-processed because they're all going to have emulsifiers in them
Greg Olsen: See that's not a penalty because the defender is just jumping over him there
[slow mo replay of Caleb Williams getting kneed directly in the head]
[slow mo replay of Caleb Williams getting kneed directly in the head]
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Greg Olsen: See that's not a penalty because the defender is just jumping over him there
[slow mo replay of Caleb Williams getting kneed directly in the head]
[slow mo replay of Caleb Williams getting kneed directly in the head]
Anyone with a profile on here is like 2 degrees of separation away from horny furry art. Which is fine.
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Anyone with a profile on here is like 2 degrees of separation away from horny furry art. Which is fine.
British accent means he's an invasive species and will fuck up the ecosystem if he's allowed to just keep roaming around
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
British accent means he's an invasive species and will fuck up the ecosystem if he's allowed to just keep roaming around
Saw that movie for the first time recently and the biggest unanswered question for me is why there's Chicago White Sox stuff on the wall when that one guy goes to a bar in Milwaukee
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Saw that movie for the first time recently and the biggest unanswered question for me is why there's Chicago White Sox stuff on the wall when that one guy goes to a bar in Milwaukee
Are you in the correct headspace to receive information about how far away we still are from the shortest day of the year
November 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Are you in the correct headspace to receive information about how far away we still are from the shortest day of the year
People thought the Bears' situation was un-fuck-upabble after the Panthers trade and they're only just now getting back to being basically average
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
People thought the Bears' situation was un-fuck-upabble after the Panthers trade and they're only just now getting back to being basically average
Finding out how many people voted in 2024 thinking the rumor about public schools putting out litter boxes for furries was real would be an order of magnitude more useful to know than anything about this list
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Finding out how many people voted in 2024 thinking the rumor about public schools putting out litter boxes for furries was real would be an order of magnitude more useful to know than anything about this list
Was just at a Honda dealer getting service done, and they had one Accord Hybrid on the show floor and everything else was an SUV
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Was just at a Honda dealer getting service done, and they had one Accord Hybrid on the show floor and everything else was an SUV