Doctor Acula
@doctoracularf.bsky.social
3-loss team that lost their conference title game by 21 points
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
3-loss team that lost their conference title game by 21 points
Terry Crews telling me that the first Dodge Ram song was a hit
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Terry Crews telling me that the first Dodge Ram song was a hit
"Do you remember when I came to you with those toilet paper calculations?"
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Do you remember when I came to you with those toilet paper calculations?"
"Skin as part of brain. Repeat, Brain."
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Skin as part of brain. Repeat, Brain."
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
"Brain."
"You're nowhere close to baseline!"
Just like they drew it up
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just like they drew it up
"I have to get to the rendezvous point, and you're asking me if these are citra hops or centennial hops?!"
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"I have to get to the rendezvous point, and you're asking me if these are citra hops or centennial hops?!"
Can we do Scorigami for back-to-back game scores? @jonbois.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can we do Scorigami for back-to-back game scores? @jonbois.bsky.social
Bullpen game on both sides huh
October 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bullpen game on both sides huh
we are deploying the mustard cannon in retaliation
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
we are deploying the mustard cannon in retaliation
Somehow, "The Shooter" Rod Beck returned
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Somehow, "The Shooter" Rod Beck returned
Ready for Cubs-Brewers game 3
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ready for Cubs-Brewers game 3
Cubs-Brewers 1st inning
October 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Cubs-Brewers 1st inning
Preparing for Cubs postseason baseball where seemingly 80% of the roster is some combination of hurt and in a prolonged slump
September 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Preparing for Cubs postseason baseball where seemingly 80% of the roster is some combination of hurt and in a prolonged slump
So it's supposed to be effective because it contains a "direct command" and is in the "present moment", but you can somehow also use "What if you..." which neither contains a command nor implies that it's about the present moment
September 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So it's supposed to be effective because it contains a "direct command" and is in the "present moment", but you can somehow also use "What if you..." which neither contains a command nor implies that it's about the present moment