Mr. Skeets
@doctoraculamd.bsky.social
I watch entirely too many movies, pet entirely too many cats, hate just the right amount of fascists, and break too many rules of threes. I came here for the same reason you did.
Well, once Trump lets Ghislaine free, she’ll surely land a pundit gig
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Well, once Trump lets Ghislaine free, she’ll surely land a pundit gig
The world’s dumbest people are plaguing media, goddamn
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The world’s dumbest people are plaguing media, goddamn
“The infomercial salesman was charged in 2009 with felony aggravated battery following a physical altercation with a woman.”
So he’s the perfect GOP candidate
So he’s the perfect GOP candidate
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“The infomercial salesman was charged in 2009 with felony aggravated battery following a physical altercation with a woman.”
So he’s the perfect GOP candidate
So he’s the perfect GOP candidate
A coodle-doodle-doo
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A coodle-doodle-doo
I sent this one company-wide the day I got laid off
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I sent this one company-wide the day I got laid off
It is against my will that I learn anything new about Sinema, who is doing exactly what I would have guessed (ie amoral nonsense)
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It is against my will that I learn anything new about Sinema, who is doing exactly what I would have guessed (ie amoral nonsense)
And yeah I know tourist trap shops have always had interchangeable crud but this was different, more pervasive, infecting even the tiniest little mom-and-pop joints in the absolute middle of nowhere
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
And yeah I know tourist trap shops have always had interchangeable crud but this was different, more pervasive, infecting even the tiniest little mom-and-pop joints in the absolute middle of nowhere
I was in the Highlands of Scotland this fall and I was blown away by how every little shop in every little village had calendars and shirts and mugs slathered in AI slop. A lot of the local charm replaced with zero-effort trash meant to be inhaled by dumb tourists who are happy to do it, I guess
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I was in the Highlands of Scotland this fall and I was blown away by how every little shop in every little village had calendars and shirts and mugs slathered in AI slop. A lot of the local charm replaced with zero-effort trash meant to be inhaled by dumb tourists who are happy to do it, I guess
Check that man’s hard drive
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Check that man’s hard drive
The man swims in sewage, eats roadkill, had a worm in his brain, and covered his car with whale. He is clearly undiagnosed in ways modern medicine has yet to even reckon with
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The man swims in sewage, eats roadkill, had a worm in his brain, and covered his car with whale. He is clearly undiagnosed in ways modern medicine has yet to even reckon with
When your income depends on being outraged, you can convince yourself to believe just about anything
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When your income depends on being outraged, you can convince yourself to believe just about anything
I have the Samsung version of this remote and it’s genuinely and quietly mindblowing as a minor but crucial bit of consumer electronics
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I have the Samsung version of this remote and it’s genuinely and quietly mindblowing as a minor but crucial bit of consumer electronics
Trump would be pissed at Jr for drawing attention away from him
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Trump would be pissed at Jr for drawing attention away from him
Sometimes I wonder if these people aren’t plants designed to sully our new nest
And then I realize you don’t always need to pay people to have zero sense of humour
And then I realize you don’t always need to pay people to have zero sense of humour
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sometimes I wonder if these people aren’t plants designed to sully our new nest
And then I realize you don’t always need to pay people to have zero sense of humour
And then I realize you don’t always need to pay people to have zero sense of humour
Not from the perspective of the fascist
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Not from the perspective of the fascist
Only if the viewer’s ability to detect satire is in the center of the earth, which is on the viewer and not the movie
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Only if the viewer’s ability to detect satire is in the center of the earth, which is on the viewer and not the movie