Attention: MLL has an inclusive and progressive stance on sex work and adult content, and we in no way condemn adult content creators, artists, or their work.

That said, MLL must ask staff to please abstain from sharing adult content on-site. Instead, send them to my DMs. :)

As director of M.L.L Bioscience, I am tasked with many responsibilities, including but not limited to the distribution of my department's budget.

So, there are seven hairless lab chimps currently in my office. Some of them may or may not be on amphetamines. First to pacify them gets grant money.

Attention to all M.L.L Bioscience Faculty: I am giving you all permission to shit on Morakov's car due to the food truck delay. I wager we have about thirty minutes before HR sees this, and about an hour before security notices I'm feeding them a video loop. Act fast, comrades.

It is impossible for me to commit a hate crime, because I love every crime I commit.

NOTICE: M.L.L's weekly free meal day has been rescheduled until Friday, due to debris from Morakov's latest bullshit. Nobody gets free tacos until Friday, which just so happens to be my day off, meaning I would have to drive to the facility in order to get a free meal. Because of Morakov. Fuck you.

To all MLL Staff: Please do not use your company email address for personal emails. We monitor staff emails to watch for potential discrimination and abuse between employees. And for the past six days, HR has been drowning in monster pussy and slimegirls. Which, doesn't sound that bad.

But still.

Radical Action requires Radical Education. I strongly recommend all to pursue medicine and the sciences as diligently as you can. Sure, theory is great and being learned in philosophies and politics is necessary. But I encourage all of you to go further and learn more, to better protect your people.

The future of gender-affirming care, and queer medicine in the USA seems to be in the hands of the DIYbio scene. I strongly advise all to study science and medicine while you can, before resources begin to dwindle further.

Moon, signing off.

~"Fear the Future" 🌙

Did You Know? In the early twentieth century, American Chemist Russell Earl Marker discovered a pathway for the synthesis of Progesterone, and other androgens, from the precursor of Diosgenin. Diosgenin is found in yams, and is a byproduct of the P450 enzyme family!

We are excited to announce upcoming research into the genome of Bdelloid Rotifiers, and other deep-sea microorganisms. We are hopeful that we will be able to secure grants in microbio research, should our efforts prove fruitful.

Attention to all MLL Staff: Please stop fucking in the tokamak. Especially when it is being cleaned.

Reverse engineering cosmic dust in the lab...

Interesting new result from @sydney.edu.au plasma physics PhD student Linda Losurdo and supervisor David McKenzie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwvp...

⚛️ ☄️🔭 #WomenInSTEM

misery is a butterfly #Frankenstein