Zork Barff irl
@docrooseveltsa.bsky.social
T-mobile commercial Zack Braff stunt double; unfunny dumbass, bad at games, posting, jokes, and making lists of things. Probably also lazy.
Off myself? Probably.
August 24, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Off myself? Probably.
That’s how my partner first introduced me to her WASP parents and they have since considered me to be exotic.
August 15, 2024 at 3:56 PM
That’s how my partner first introduced me to her WASP parents and they have since considered me to be exotic.
Vividly remembering when we adopted our newer cat two years ago when she ripped open a bag of cat food to eat a bunch of it, dragged it off the counter so it spilled everywhere, then threw up the first helping in a perfect line across the counter top.
August 1, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Vividly remembering when we adopted our newer cat two years ago when she ripped open a bag of cat food to eat a bunch of it, dragged it off the counter so it spilled everywhere, then threw up the first helping in a perfect line across the counter top.
The fact that they went with jingle-jangle like two years after Brooklyn 99 did the same this with gigglepig/ecstasy tells me that network standards and practices enforcers are 98 year old Mormons
March 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The fact that they went with jingle-jangle like two years after Brooklyn 99 did the same this with gigglepig/ecstasy tells me that network standards and practices enforcers are 98 year old Mormons
Fucking lmao that the wal-mart board member and biglaw attorney would have appointed a “decent Supreme Court” how delusional are these dumbasses
January 25, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Fucking lmao that the wal-mart board member and biglaw attorney would have appointed a “decent Supreme Court” how delusional are these dumbasses
Ah, but perhaps you haven’t heard that no woman currently has a restraining order out against him, a very normal and big-brained thing to say on the internet??
December 27, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Ah, but perhaps you haven’t heard that no woman currently has a restraining order out against him, a very normal and big-brained thing to say on the internet??
The other cat does not seem impressed by this showing
November 13, 2023 at 1:52 AM
The other cat does not seem impressed by this showing
Ah ha, so those must be the good paying jobs I heard touted in the ads about how great Biden’s been for the economy!
November 12, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Ah ha, so those must be the good paying jobs I heard touted in the ads about how great Biden’s been for the economy!
I’m of the belief that if they were really scared of that outcome they’d be working overtime to curb their influence and marginalize them, like every other group even slightly to the left of center has been since the 70s. On the other hand they’re cowards about every single other position, so…
November 12, 2023 at 12:46 PM
I’m of the belief that if they were really scared of that outcome they’d be working overtime to curb their influence and marginalize them, like every other group even slightly to the left of center has been since the 70s. On the other hand they’re cowards about every single other position, so…
The worst outcome (and the one I think is most likely) is them looking at the results and deciding they need to go to the mat even more over I-P and ignore the lack of support from their base, younger voters in general, etc.
November 12, 2023 at 12:34 PM
The worst outcome (and the one I think is most likely) is them looking at the results and deciding they need to go to the mat even more over I-P and ignore the lack of support from their base, younger voters in general, etc.
At this point I assume they’re all a bunch of little fucking freaks who get off on losing elections and were blue balled by their performance earlier in the week
November 12, 2023 at 12:30 PM
At this point I assume they’re all a bunch of little fucking freaks who get off on losing elections and were blue balled by their performance earlier in the week
Quote tweet her with this
October 17, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Quote tweet her with this
And both of the S’s are the cool s
October 17, 2023 at 9:32 PM
And both of the S’s are the cool s
What, you DON’T keep a poster of Michael Flynn in your house and kiss it every night on the lips before going to bed? I know I’m not the only one out there…
October 17, 2023 at 9:32 PM
What, you DON’T keep a poster of Michael Flynn in your house and kiss it every night on the lips before going to bed? I know I’m not the only one out there…
Reposted by Zork Barff irl
That should have said #4 but no one’s on here anyway so who gives a shit
October 8, 2023 at 3:37 AM
That should have said #4 but no one’s on here anyway so who gives a shit
It is all of our duties to fuck up that thing like it was hitchbot and kick it into a sinkhole
September 29, 2023 at 3:00 PM
It is all of our duties to fuck up that thing like it was hitchbot and kick it into a sinkhole
Someone give this fuckin nerd a swirlie already
September 26, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Someone give this fuckin nerd a swirlie already
Make like the gop did with the ppp loan forgiveness or have the dept of education start wiping out debts under their control over the objections of the shit-ass gop and corporate-bootlicking dem fuckers? Spitballin here
September 24, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Make like the gop did with the ppp loan forgiveness or have the dept of education start wiping out debts under their control over the objections of the shit-ass gop and corporate-bootlicking dem fuckers? Spitballin here
They chose the least likely method to cancel a relatively small amount of debt overall that also would have the greatest likelihood of facing a court challenge, then turned around to do the Flanders parents’ “we’ve tried nothing and we’re out of ideas!” bit.
September 24, 2023 at 1:24 PM
They chose the least likely method to cancel a relatively small amount of debt overall that also would have the greatest likelihood of facing a court challenge, then turned around to do the Flanders parents’ “we’ve tried nothing and we’re out of ideas!” bit.