@docparadox.bsky.social
Snark release valve and occasional insights into a man who may be going slightly mad from a dying world.
Not sure that “shitgibbon is in the style book.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not sure that “shitgibbon is in the style book.
“She was 7, it’s not like it was a dog or anything.” I fully anticipate this to follow soon enough.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“She was 7, it’s not like it was a dog or anything.” I fully anticipate this to follow soon enough.
I have a list of 57 foreign heads of cattle that have infiltrated the United States for the purpose of undermining the national interest!
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I have a list of 57 foreign heads of cattle that have infiltrated the United States for the purpose of undermining the national interest!
Who knew the Devil would manifest his malevolent will with a plan for cheap public transit?
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Who knew the Devil would manifest his malevolent will with a plan for cheap public transit?
But it will be the flex that Fox turns it into. Mamdani will be blamed for every crime that occurs because the precious police refuses to do its job because they don’t like him. Even if crime go down anyway they won’t notice and wave the bloody shirt, even if they have to make it up.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But it will be the flex that Fox turns it into. Mamdani will be blamed for every crime that occurs because the precious police refuses to do its job because they don’t like him. Even if crime go down anyway they won’t notice and wave the bloody shirt, even if they have to make it up.
The police will threaten to quit, or at least go on strike. Every kid shoplifting gum will be made to sound like the Lufthansa Heist. Mamdani will be blamed for all of it. Cuomo will fart vague epithets on my liberal TV. Billions will be spent to undermine this guy. The next 4 years.
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The police will threaten to quit, or at least go on strike. Every kid shoplifting gum will be made to sound like the Lufthansa Heist. Mamdani will be blamed for all of it. Cuomo will fart vague epithets on my liberal TV. Billions will be spent to undermine this guy. The next 4 years.
Murc's Law isn't just a law; it's a curse.
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Murc's Law isn't just a law; it's a curse.
OBJECTION! Reputation is not in evidence!
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
OBJECTION! Reputation is not in evidence!
This is the point in the movie when the first kaiju sees a second kaiju and they square up. You shouldn’t be rooting for monsters at all, but the fight will be awesome.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is the point in the movie when the first kaiju sees a second kaiju and they square up. You shouldn’t be rooting for monsters at all, but the fight will be awesome.
Some asskissing and some expensive gifts totaling less than a million bucks, and they saved so much money for it.
The next president should confiscate those as “national gifts” just to make him cry.
The next president should confiscate those as “national gifts” just to make him cry.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Some asskissing and some expensive gifts totaling less than a million bucks, and they saved so much money for it.
The next president should confiscate those as “national gifts” just to make him cry.
The next president should confiscate those as “national gifts” just to make him cry.
So much of Conservative Christianity is to give well off white men a pass for sex crimes as long as they advance the Cause, while stirring anger at anyone else daring to express themselves outside of a Church ordained matrimony that they can control.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So much of Conservative Christianity is to give well off white men a pass for sex crimes as long as they advance the Cause, while stirring anger at anyone else daring to express themselves outside of a Church ordained matrimony that they can control.
I refer you to Schlicter's "People's Republic', where he envisions a divided US, and speculates that the Blue Side is falling apart from some sort of totalitarian Cloud Kookoo land version of extreme liberalist tropes.
Conservative pundits should all write fiction; it's very revealing.
Conservative pundits should all write fiction; it's very revealing.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I refer you to Schlicter's "People's Republic', where he envisions a divided US, and speculates that the Blue Side is falling apart from some sort of totalitarian Cloud Kookoo land version of extreme liberalist tropes.
Conservative pundits should all write fiction; it's very revealing.
Conservative pundits should all write fiction; it's very revealing.
This is just a bad idea but… what if you could shout epithets at Dick Cheney for 15 minutes a day? Man, that’d have to be cathartic,
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is just a bad idea but… what if you could shout epithets at Dick Cheney for 15 minutes a day? Man, that’d have to be cathartic,
Constant haggling with the legal teams at Pfizer was precisely what the founders envisioned.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Constant haggling with the legal teams at Pfizer was precisely what the founders envisioned.
Oh man, I know what I really want for Christmas now.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh man, I know what I really want for Christmas now.
Hindenburg Air- fast as lightning!
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hindenburg Air- fast as lightning!
If the GOP loses the Congress next year and the Dems have any balls, Hegseth is going to have his face melted off in the hearings.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If the GOP loses the Congress next year and the Dems have any balls, Hegseth is going to have his face melted off in the hearings.
Christ, what an asshole.
Would he deport Usha to appease the MAGA crowd? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Would he deport Usha to appease the MAGA crowd? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Christ, what an asshole.
Would he deport Usha to appease the MAGA crowd? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Would he deport Usha to appease the MAGA crowd? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
They aren’t even Penny Pincher, are they? These are like criminals on the level of Bugs Meany.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They aren’t even Penny Pincher, are they? These are like criminals on the level of Bugs Meany.
I think that depends on the oxy working through his system at any moment.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I think that depends on the oxy working through his system at any moment.
Is it really that easy for people to grift upwards like this on the right? It seems so, but it can’t be making them money.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Is it really that easy for people to grift upwards like this on the right? It seems so, but it can’t be making them money.
Was that a question that Jeffy E knew this? I had assumed that after multiple visits to the island and partying with his friend of about a decade that even Trump’s brain might fire two synapses at some point.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Was that a question that Jeffy E knew this? I had assumed that after multiple visits to the island and partying with his friend of about a decade that even Trump’s brain might fire two synapses at some point.
These dopes all read Lord of the Rings and immediately botched it. Why should I trust they read it at any speed? Apes can read philosophy, they just don't understand it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
These dopes all read Lord of the Rings and immediately botched it. Why should I trust they read it at any speed? Apes can read philosophy, they just don't understand it.
Trump? He barely has the coordination and stamina to stand and do that toddler dance when they play “YMCA”. Running is right out.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Trump? He barely has the coordination and stamina to stand and do that toddler dance when they play “YMCA”. Running is right out.
Christ. Did Thune offer him a new iPhone or something? Really? I know everybody wants the shutdown to end and all but maybe get a better deal than ‘empty promises from bad faith Republicans’.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Christ. Did Thune offer him a new iPhone or something? Really? I know everybody wants the shutdown to end and all but maybe get a better deal than ‘empty promises from bad faith Republicans’.