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If you count an OT/shootout loss as a loss, only 4 of these 13 teams are .500 or better.

15. OTT 18-18
16. BUF 18-18
17. NJD 20-17
18. PIT 15-21
19. LAK 15-21
20. BOS 20-18
21. NYR 19-20
22. SEA 15-20
23. TOR 16-20
24. UTA 18-21
25. SJS 17-20
26. NSH 16-20
27. CBJ 15-21
15. #GoSensGo .569
16. #Sabrehood .556
17. #njdevils .554
18. #LetsGoPens .542
19. #GoKingsGo .542
20. #NHLBruins .539
21. #NYR .538
22. #SeaKraken .514
23. #LeafsForever .514
24. #TusksUp .500
25. #TheFutureIsTeal .500
26. #Smashville .500
27. #CBJ .500
28. #stlblues .474
29. #GoJetsGo .471
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December 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yes I have a custom cookie cutter of my dog and yes he wants to know if you're going to finish that
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
if Quick would allow it, #NYR should deal him to Edmonton w/ retention.

He obviously likes NY, but he's been fantastic and could be the answer. Send Raddysh to shed his contract, take Henrique to help EDM cap, and whatever non-Jarry goalie they don't want.

Pick/prospect to NY for helping w/ cap.
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Really curious to see practice lines.

To fit Perreault in top 6 as RW, does Miller move to C or Laf to LW?

Miller to C bumps Trocheck 3C, bumps Laba 4C.
Laf to LW bumps Cuylle to 3LW, which bumps Othmann to 4LW (not ideal)

Of course, this assumes both enter the lineup..
The Rangers have called up Gabe Perreault and Brennan Othmann from Hartford and returned Brett Berard and Jaroslav Chmelar to the Wolf Pack. They need someone who can score. Perreault had 10 goals in 20 games for Hartford. Berard had none in 11 games with the Rangers.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Zone defense is absolutely killing #NYR tonight. Canadiens very mobile and skilled on the puck
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Can we stop having every other ad ring a bell, doorbell, elevator bell, or simulate iPhone dings?

My dog gets no peace when the TV is on.
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Zesty Shesty feeling spicy
Shesty doing Shesty things 🙂‍↕️
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
being billed as a "lifestyle" jersey hopefully means it isn't the actual keeper kit
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Week 14: 37.0 and 37.84.

Josh Allen scored 37.84 points in a snow game. God dammit. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
please excuse my screaming fantasy football misery into the void

most points by a single player against me, by week

14: 37
13: 22.2
12: 25
11: 24.32
10: 28
9: 34.3
8: 33.4
7: 27.9 (win)
6: 23
5: 27.2 (win)
4: 36
3: 23.6 (win)
2: 20.24 (win)
1: 26
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Absolute most ridiculous fantasy season crashing out.

Daniels back for Darnold only to make it 5 of 6 weeks my QB under 5 points.

Ertz carted off w/ LaPorta already done for the year.

Another dud from Jefferson.

Against Josh Allen & Jahmyr Gibbs who have more than my whole team.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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From Pot 4, playoff group C winner is drawn as the fourth team in Group D, along with #USMNT, Australia, and Paraguay.

Group D:
USA
Australia
Paraguay
Playoff group C winner - Slovakia, Kosovo, Turkey or Romania
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this hashtag choice for a national team from the country with MAGA in charge is hilarious
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
please excuse my screaming fantasy football misery into the void

most points by a single player against me, by week

14: 37
13: 22.2
12: 25
11: 24.32
10: 28
9: 34.3
8: 33.4
7: 27.9 (win)
6: 23
5: 27.2 (win)
4: 36
3: 23.6 (win)
2: 20.24 (win)
1: 26
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Brett Berard appreciation post.

Dude made 2 at least great reads on the shift before the goal, to steal the puck and keep it in.

Hope Sully is noticing.
SOUCY ➡️ BORGEN ➡️ SCORE 🚨 #NYR
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her.
What a racist piece of shit.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Drury sucked as a #NYR player & sucks just as much as GM.

Couldn't find an actual quote from Drury but he wanted Parssinen for a while; not even half a season later trying to unload him.

I'm fine with cutting the loss. That's actually good, although he's probably a better player than Sheary.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Auto draft league
My team's first 4 picks:

Justin Jefferson
Jayden Daniels
Terry McLauren
Matt LaPorta

4-8 barring a disaster from Stafford & Tetairoa
"Nine" interceptions in 6 games played for JJ McCarthy
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
cc @ Gianni Infantino
Hey remember how you invented a knock off peace prize for your chum
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.

Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Woof. PP1 gets most of the time, but Sheary and Brodzinski should be in the AHL, not on a PP unit.
PP2 adds Raddysh at net front (with Brodzinski, Laf, Sheary in the bumper and Morrow).
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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There are 4 friendlies left on the schedule for #USMNT, the first of which is tomorrow @ 5pm vs Paraguay.

Join us at Wolff's Biergarten as #USSoccer continue to prep for #WorldCup2026
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fuck fantasy football. Never again.

Helping my wife's auto-draft 16-team league,

losing to 1 of at least 4 teams that have NEVER set their lineup,

with at least one starter OUT this week,

because the Pats backup RB got more points than Justin Jefferson, Sam Darnold, Jordan Addison combined
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If #NYR gonna suck can they at least move on from Conor Sheary. Dude is bringing nothing a kid can't replace.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM