Docile Apostle
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so fresh and sorta clean clean
Pinned
if you draw a cross on your balls, it's sack-religious
no matter what happens, i'll always find it weird that they kicked circumstance, circumvent, and circumnavigate all out of king arthur's court
May 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
no matter what happens, i'll always find it weird that they kicked circumstance, circumvent, and circumnavigate all out of king arthur's court
love each other more than soup loves bowl
May 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
love each other more than soup loves bowl
what's your favorite type of potatoes? i like fingering potatoes
May 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
what's your favorite type of potatoes? i like fingering potatoes
i want to pierce my nipples, but i can't find a utensil large enough
May 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i want to pierce my nipples, but i can't find a utensil large enough
i tried to follow the instructions from radiohead's 'how to dissappear completely' but people still see me, got any tips?
March 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i tried to follow the instructions from radiohead's 'how to dissappear completely' but people still see me, got any tips?
i like ash wednesday in the bible belt because it makes it easy for me to know who to avoid
March 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i like ash wednesday in the bible belt because it makes it easy for me to know who to avoid
friendly areolas are nip pals
February 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
friendly areolas are nip pals
if you stack lil jon on top of lil wayne, do you get one full-sized john wayne?
February 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
if you stack lil jon on top of lil wayne, do you get one full-sized john wayne?
it's interesting to me when i say "they're in a better place," people think i mean something religious or spiritual...
nope, i just mean they don’t have to deal with all of this "life" shit anymore
nope, i just mean they don’t have to deal with all of this "life" shit anymore
January 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it's interesting to me when i say "they're in a better place," people think i mean something religious or spiritual...
nope, i just mean they don’t have to deal with all of this "life" shit anymore
nope, i just mean they don’t have to deal with all of this "life" shit anymore
as the old adage says, what doesn’t make you stronger, kills you
January 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
as the old adage says, what doesn’t make you stronger, kills you
oh the weather outside is weather
and the fire is made of fire
and since there's no place to go
just stay
and the fire is made of fire
and since there's no place to go
just stay
December 31, 2024 at 12:04 AM
oh the weather outside is weather
and the fire is made of fire
and since there's no place to go
just stay
and the fire is made of fire
and since there's no place to go
just stay
overheard a guy in the hallway respond with a "i can't complain, i woke up this morning"
but then if he hadn’t, he also couldn't complain
but then if he hadn’t, he also couldn't complain
December 2, 2024 at 6:52 PM
overheard a guy in the hallway respond with a "i can't complain, i woke up this morning"
but then if he hadn’t, he also couldn't complain
but then if he hadn’t, he also couldn't complain
Reposted by Docile Apostle
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
December 1, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
funny one-liner
November 27, 2024 at 1:47 AM
funny one-liner
revisiting 90s sitcoms this morning and i still can't tell which one is sister and which one is sister
November 23, 2024 at 1:49 PM
revisiting 90s sitcoms this morning and i still can't tell which one is sister and which one is sister
golf clap dem cheeks
November 22, 2024 at 2:42 PM
golf clap dem cheeks
it ain't easy being
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
it ain't easy being
weekend: too short
Daft Punk: Too Long
Daft Punk: Too Long
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
weekend: too short
Daft Punk: Too Long
Daft Punk: Too Long
"what was the name of the podcast you were listening to last night" is a weird sentence to hear a cowboy say
November 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM
"what was the name of the podcast you were listening to last night" is a weird sentence to hear a cowboy say
i've never even seen a wiggle room
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 PM
i've never even seen a wiggle room
my friend has a hard time docking his boat
he's really bad with pier pressure
he's really bad with pier pressure
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
my friend has a hard time docking his boat
he's really bad with pier pressure
he's really bad with pier pressure
shawty crunk
so fresh, so clean
but she can't spot the difference from a lentil and a bean
so fresh, so clean
but she can't spot the difference from a lentil and a bean
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM
shawty crunk
so fresh, so clean
but she can't spot the difference from a lentil and a bean
so fresh, so clean
but she can't spot the difference from a lentil and a bean
i wonder if that guy ever believed it wasn't butter
November 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
i wonder if that guy ever believed it wasn't butter
rebecca is just when you becca again
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM
rebecca is just when you becca again
there's no macho way to put on chapstick
October 19, 2024 at 4:37 PM
there's no macho way to put on chapstick