J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz
doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social
J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz
@doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social
American“Pirate” in Penzance, also grandson of the Ukraine. Host KRTS Far Out West Texas Blue Monday Show, Musician/Songwriter, Artist, former practicing Osteopathic GP married to lovely Emma of Cornwall. Beware the orange peril. It wants to kill you all.
Brilliant.
April 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That picture of him is from long ago. He doesn’t look that healthy anymore. These days he looks like a bum
April 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Priceless
April 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
So far my very favorite “Hands Off” day sign as seen in Alpine, Texas. This is REAL America.
April 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Britan has dispatched a barge containing several tons of the smelliest gaseous puppy poop ever found to park in the Potomac tidal basin as a good will gesture as thanks for all the tariffs.
April 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Living in a Plutocracy always sucks.
March 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
This is why they were on Signal. This government is violating so many rules, it has ceased being a legitimate government. It wasn’t carelessness, it was very much intentionsl.
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Fantastic Protest in Big Bend National Park in Texas today. Not far from Terlingua. Many Park Rangers out of work from cutbacks. Population in the region is less than 1 person per square mile!
March 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
March 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Far Out West Texas Blue Monday Show KRTS Marfa Public Radio
playlist for 25 3 17
The Blues was born out of oppression and brings hope and joy out of despair. Listen Monday March 17th 2025, 7 to 9 pm Central from the Marfa Public Radio website later from Mixcloud via the radio website. Stay Blue!
March 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Far Out West Texas Blue Monday Show KRTS Marfa Public Radio
playlist for 25 3 10
Listen Monday March 10th 2025, 7 to 9 pm Central Texas time or livestream tonight from the Marfa Public Radio website, or later next week from Mixcloud via the radio website. Stay Blue!
March 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You should easily be able to ascertain where I’m sitting right now. Cornwall is the best place ever.
February 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Far Out West Texas Blue Monday Show KRTS Marfa Public Radio
playlist for 25 2 24
Blues can bring hope in times of despair. Listen tonight
7 to 9 pm Central Texas time livestream Marfa Public Radio website, or later this week from Mixcloud via the same website. Stay Blue!
February 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump is Putin’s Poodle.
February 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
For everybody saying “just wait, we’ll fix things in the next elections. Putin’s Puppet evidently has a plan for that as well. (Sign seen at CPAC)
February 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@aoc.bsky.social
How’s this mid term and 2028 election thing going to work now? Looks like other plans are in the works by a few. Please address this now.
February 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Run, Donald run!!
February 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
For my Texas friends.
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This will be America in a week.
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
British press call him what he is.
February 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
February 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Put him on the list!
February 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guess we songwriters better get on with our jobs then.
February 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Fuck the WP for refusing to run these ads:
February 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM