J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz
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J. P. (Jalapeno) Schwartz
@doccactusjalapeno.bsky.social
American“Pirate” in Penzance, also grandson of the Ukraine. Host KRTS Far Out West Texas Blue Monday Show, Musician/Songwriter, Artist, former practicing Osteopathic GP married to lovely Emma of Cornwall. Beware the orange peril. It wants to kill you all.
Brilliant.
April 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It really is all about him in every way, even his only occasionally showered greasy smelly carcass. Read this! You won’t believe the vanity and triviality.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump signs executive order on water pressure to ‘restore shower freedom’
White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’
www.theguardian.com
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Tariffs make pet care now more expensive and unnecessarily complicated now. Teach that to your pets. I’m sure they will understand.

citydogmediagroup.com/how-trump-ta...
From Prices to Products: How the Trump Tariffs Could Reshape the Pet Industry
The pet industry, a booming $260 billion global market, faces unprecedented disruption following the Trump announcement of sweeping tariffs.
citydogmediagroup.com
April 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I had to make a hard decision a while back. I couldn’t support Meta anymore. They make money with every click.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Legal Defense Fund exits Meta civil rights advisory group over DEI changes
Meta ending DEI programs, getting rid of factcheckers and changing content moderation policies led to LDF’s decision
www.theguardian.com
April 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Great chance to reread the classics.
“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).
April 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You knew this was a side hustle before taking economy down. Blatant insider trading. RICO on a silver tray.
BREAKING: Adam Schiff just cracked open what could be the biggest financial crime of Trump’s presidency. Tariff threats. Market chaos. Massive profits for the right people. This is a RICO case in a red hat.
April 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We have one month to prepare for the big Blockbuster. You all must read this.
I'd rather be over prepared - than caught with my pants down while on the shitter. This article is a must read (I'm not the writer). Maybe - we can get enough people involved - so Trump becomes hesitant. If he blinks, we'll have more time to become organized. medium.com/@aletheisthe...
On April 20th, 2025, the United States will Cross the Point of No Return.
That’s the day Donald Trump’s advisory committee is expected to release its findings on whether he should invoke the Insurrection Act — a move that would allow him to deploy the military domestically…
medium.com
April 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Gamers. Start developing a simulation game where the participants battle disgusting Russian operatives and their lackeys and take back their own country. Sooner or later it will take hold. #artislife
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Stop the speculation and endless lawsuits. His goal is to completely wreck America then sell it off at fire-sale prices. Drop what you are doing and go take them all down. Another two months there will be no country left to save. What are you waiting for? #generalstrikenow
April 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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It’s the stupid, economy.
April 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trump has fired the opening shots of WWIII. He is gone even more mad than usual. He is out of control and refuses to listen to anyone. Plan accordingly. You can’t ease your way out of this playing “life as usual”
April 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
$2 billion a day from tariffs to US Treasury already? I call that claim total bullshit.
But the unnecessary trillions lost in stock markets is real already piling up even deeper bullshit.
April 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Teens and twenty somethings, Trump is totally crashing all your future hopes and dreams Time to fight back every way you can.
April 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Posting this for informative purposes only.
Social Security has deposited the latest payment into my account. Stability for at least one more month.
PS Trump is insane. He is a mad man never forget.
April 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
More murder from Don and Elon.
April 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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I asked folks yesterday how much they had lost in their 401k so far. Here are a few of the responses I got back👇🫣
April 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
39

No free man is to be arrested, or imprisoned, or disseised, or outlawed, or exiled, or in any other way ruined, nor will we go against him or send against him, except by the lawful judgment of his peers or by the law of the land.
Magna Carta Clause 39
April 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Keep up the resistance everybody.
We fight to give hope — a reminder that there are still those within the government standing up for what’s right. Since Saturday, we’ve faced relentless attacks. We know there will be consequences for our actions, but we will not back down.
April 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
China has announced they are playing the ace card.
“We make you no more Red Hats, U.S.A.”
April 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
My first thought on awakening today was how fortunate that plastic protective laptop cover I ordered had arrived from Hong Kong before all the tariffs were levied. Then realized living in the UK, such problems don’t exist!
April 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Oh no! He’s pissed off even his own swiney billionaire buddies. I’ve never watched a pig fight, but I bet it’ll get the mud slinging! Rightwing group backed by Koch and Leo sues to stop Trump tariffs. Make America Muddy Again.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Rightwing group backed by Koch and Leo sues to stop Trump tariffs
New Civil Liberties Alliance says president’s invocation of emergency powers to impose tariffs is unlawful
www.theguardian.com
April 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Anyone on Soc Security read this. It is important to do to try and protect yourself. At least have a set of your own documents and data.
🚨FOR YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY RECORDS, sign into your account & DOWNLOAD:

1) Your Statement
2) Your Benefit Verification Letter
3) Your Tax Form from SSA
4) Your Earnings Record.

ALSO take a Snapshot of your Benefits & Payments which shows the DATE/AMOUNT of your NEXT PAYMENT (DO THIS PART 1x MONTH).🚨
April 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM