Thanks! I think first I need to find a new autocorrect.

There's a shirt e story bouncing around in my head; one of these days I'll write it. The opening line:

We were about two years past heliopause when a maintenance crew found the first rat.

I bet it's truly abominable as a burrito filling.

I just want a user interface that doesn't shift around in the half-second between me deciding to click and actually clicking.

There's a saying, "There are old pilots and bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots." Lu-Tze, the Witches: there are certain characters that know how to be old pilots. (The wizards, almost: they need to keep certain reminders around so they remember not to be too incautious. Oook.)

This sounds like a job for...

But where do we put the clock that's built in to the microwave?

Yes, there is.

bippity boppity boop-o-oop-a-doop

To clarify: I acknowledge that there have been airstrikes that contributed significantly to the resolution of long, drawn-out hostilities. The question I'm posing is when have airstrikes achieved quick victory without additional fighting?

When I read this article this morning, it was only my wife doing my halloween makeup that kept me from screaming:

When has this ever worked? When have "messaging" airstrikes ever resulted in the recipient receiving the intended message and agreeing with it?

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