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I think you meant to post this to Fesshole, which is the usual place to say "I'm not gay, despite what this looks like"
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think you meant to post this to Fesshole, which is the usual place to say "I'm not gay, despite what this looks like"
God blessed me with eyes, but cursed me to read this fess. All things in perfect balance, as they should be.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
God blessed me with eyes, but cursed me to read this fess. All things in perfect balance, as they should be.
Love the juxtaposition of this and the last fess. top class environmental storytelling. bsky.app/profile/fess...
My piss is well and truly boiled. No, really, in the kettle. I just wanted to see what boiled piss actually looks and smells like. Don't worry, I'll chuck the kettle, only did it because we got a new one.
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Love the juxtaposition of this and the last fess. top class environmental storytelling. bsky.app/profile/fess...
Yeah, well, if you go through enough monkeys you'll eventually find a spokesman who can say anything
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yeah, well, if you go through enough monkeys you'll eventually find a spokesman who can say anything
Niche opinion but undeniably true. In addition, it is amazing that late career professors, who've spent a lifetime presenting and teaching in 50 minute blocks, still have no sense of time and deliver a 50 minute paper that actually lasts about a week and a half.
October 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Niche opinion but undeniably true. In addition, it is amazing that late career professors, who've spent a lifetime presenting and teaching in 50 minute blocks, still have no sense of time and deliver a 50 minute paper that actually lasts about a week and a half.
Really boils your piss, huh?
October 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Really boils your piss, huh?
I'd have to be able to remember which one is which first. I think Dec normally stands on the right. Have I got that right?
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'd have to be able to remember which one is which first. I think Dec normally stands on the right. Have I got that right?
I was once behind a woman in a Starbucks who asked for "an iced latte, with double cream, and hazelnut syrup" and then said as an afterthought, "And make sure I can taste the coffee this time." Bless you, my friend, surely you added all that sugar precisely so you *didn't* have to taste the coffee?!
October 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I was once behind a woman in a Starbucks who asked for "an iced latte, with double cream, and hazelnut syrup" and then said as an afterthought, "And make sure I can taste the coffee this time." Bless you, my friend, surely you added all that sugar precisely so you *didn't* have to taste the coffee?!
Ironic that you've told the Internet this story, and now everyone is making fun of you for the exact opposite reason
October 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ironic that you've told the Internet this story, and now everyone is making fun of you for the exact opposite reason
"Thrice-disgraced political hack"? Do people really say sentences like this in real life? I thought it was just for the tabloids
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Thrice-disgraced political hack"? Do people really say sentences like this in real life? I thought it was just for the tabloids
For the same reason, if it takes three goes to run your credit card through the machine, the shop is allowed to take your money without giving you your groceries.
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
For the same reason, if it takes three goes to run your credit card through the machine, the shop is allowed to take your money without giving you your groceries.
If you buy one ticket, either you'll win or you won't. That's, like, a 50-50 chance, right? So two tickets makes it an absolute certainty that you'll win.
Don't bother checking my maths, anyone. I've got a really good feeling about this.
Don't bother checking my maths, anyone. I've got a really good feeling about this.
October 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
If you buy one ticket, either you'll win or you won't. That's, like, a 50-50 chance, right? So two tickets makes it an absolute certainty that you'll win.
Don't bother checking my maths, anyone. I've got a really good feeling about this.
Don't bother checking my maths, anyone. I've got a really good feeling about this.
Surprised to have scrolled all the way down and seen no mention of the heroic exploits of little Lemmiwinks.
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Surprised to have scrolled all the way down and seen no mention of the heroic exploits of little Lemmiwinks.
God help anybody who stops a car from going exactly where it wants to go, exactly as fast as it wants to get there
September 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
God help anybody who stops a car from going exactly where it wants to go, exactly as fast as it wants to get there
My friends Kenjamin and Jenelope agree with me.
September 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My friends Kenjamin and Jenelope agree with me.
Counterpoint. In these austere times, with cost of living at an all time high, we cannot afford so many first names. "Nathaniel" is a clever way to economise, bundling two first names into one half-price package.
September 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Counterpoint. In these austere times, with cost of living at an all time high, we cannot afford so many first names. "Nathaniel" is a clever way to economise, bundling two first names into one half-price package.
I like the comments which say something to the effect of "This song came out when I was between the ages of 15 and 25, and therefore represents the pinnacle of human culture."
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I like the comments which say something to the effect of "This song came out when I was between the ages of 15 and 25, and therefore represents the pinnacle of human culture."
Be fair. At least one of them has to be Nicola Murray
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Be fair. At least one of them has to be Nicola Murray
The eyes. My God, the eyes. Like I peered directly into the character's core, and saw a void where its soul should be.
September 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The eyes. My God, the eyes. Like I peered directly into the character's core, and saw a void where its soul should be.
I watched the video and it passed briefly for normal, until I looked at the AI-generated actor's eyes.
September 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I watched the video and it passed briefly for normal, until I looked at the AI-generated actor's eyes.
And fools seldom differ, to complete the saying
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
And fools seldom differ, to complete the saying
That makes sense. I see much of the same energy here as in Letterbocks or Top Tips!
September 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That makes sense. I see much of the same energy here as in Letterbocks or Top Tips!
It's, er, funny because you hate your wife, I guess?
September 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It's, er, funny because you hate your wife, I guess?