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First time out in a few months driving the Smart car.

I got to wave at another Smart going in the opposite direction, and the driver smiled and WOVE BACK!!

👋 🥳

IYKYK

(I said what I said, pedants will be summarily blocked.)
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This gives me equal feelings of anxiety and zen.
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
B'bye East Wing, hello Tacky Ballroom.

The abject failure of the US Houses of Congress is a crime.

A Capitol crime, if you will.

💔
October 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We set up a camera to catch the little stinker who periodically gasses us in the night.

Say cheese!

🦨🧀
August 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Cleaning out a drawer of my Mom's desk and find this.

My Mom isn't, and never has been, Catholic.

Oh, how I wish I could ask her the story behind it!
July 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
July 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ball is dead.

Long live ball!

RIP, ESB (Emotional Support Ball).

#ThePoodlen
June 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Beware.

Find reliable sources, data backed sources, and cling to them.
May 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm considering spending a stupid amount on shipping to get 2 clams and a snail.

A month ago, I bought Clamborghini his own tank.

Now he needs friends.

I'm not sure whether I'm asking you to clap or send help.

(He stirs up the sand as he digs, so there's no keeping the surface clean.)

#PetClams
May 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I was feeling left out of the #ActionFigure trend, sooooo......
April 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I've done what I can to send @blakedesjarlais back to Ottawa.

P.S. Thanks for the sign!

🧡🧡🧡
April 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Bad actors thrive on engagement & exposure.

We can starve them of both.

Block, blockitty, block, block!

Then block some more.

Added benefit: by not responding, you're not dragging their filth through your follwers' feeds!

Everyone wins!

Well, except the bad actors, and that's a win for us all.
April 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Evergreen.

🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ball is dead.

Long live Ball!

#ThePoodlen
April 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ozymandias, updated.

(With apologies to P. B. Shelley.)
March 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
He melted it in the fire. Then he ground the gold until it became dust and threw it into the water. Then he forced the Israelites to drink that water. Moses said to Aaron, “What did these people do to you that would make you do this? Why did you lead them to do such a terrible sin?”

Exodus 32:19-21
February 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When Moses came near the camp, he saw the golden calf and the people dancing. He became very angry, and he threw the stone tablets on the ground. The stones broke into several pieces at the bottom of the mountain. Then Moses destroyed the calf that the people had made.

Exodus 32:19-21
February 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sign in a smoke shop window.
February 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
They had a very Narniaesque vibe in the snow yesterday.
February 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Let there be light!

After a 2 year wait, the city's finally completed the new lights in the park!
February 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ditto with vaccines.

Anyone coming from a country where they're hard to come by must be stunned by our antivax stupids.
February 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
ZOMG, everybody!!

These novelty Halloween salad tossers are the BEST thing to use with pulled pork!

They do an amazing job of shredding and they won't harm nonstick surfaces.

*plots lots of pulled pork and shredded chicken meals in the future*
February 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Once we were wolves, wild and fierce....

#ThePoodlen
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Helluva timeline in Threads just now.
January 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If Meta takes over TikTok, it'll only be Meta in a TikTok suit.

R.I.P. #TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM