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Barovia's baddest wizboi
I will accept nothing less than 24/7 live True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien
March 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
EXCUSE ME! She ask for no pickles.
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There are tens of millions of us down here that are disgusted and horrified with what is happening in our country, and I think it's valid if you or any Canadian feel betrayed by us. I've never been less proud to be an American.
February 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The weirdest part is that the whole series is kind of about the similarities between Jesus and Goku.
January 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Pretty sure this is the graph version of the Turbo Encabulator
January 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That's absolutely wild! I should have guessed it was a Steinberger but I've never seen one like that before.
December 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Everyone's asking about the ship, but WHAT IS THAT GUITAR?!

Usually I'm able to answer that question for myself by reading the headstock, but....
December 30, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Now that's Beltalowda behavior, you love to see it.
December 30, 2024 at 1:09 AM
The last man standing
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Oh my god was Nico a queer emo nerd??? My hero
December 20, 2024 at 4:30 AM
It's been a loooong time since I read them, but as a nerdy little collector in middle school, I always really liked the one son of Hades who collected that weird Olympian TCG lol. I think his name was Nico?
December 20, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Right you are, Ken
December 19, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Unfortunately for my parents, we didn't have a soundproof room in which to lock amplified children.

I don't know if you know this, but real (not toy) megaphones are so loud they can cause *permanent hearing damage.*
December 19, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Savage GIF
ALT: Savage GIF
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December 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM
... which one year, fatefully, turned out to be an actual megaphone (not a toy) from my other much older cousin. It played Jingle Bells, and also an ambulance siren.

I'm still amazed my parents didn't murder him.
December 19, 2024 at 5:35 AM
We explicitly were *not* allowed to start opening our stockings until the parents were up, which is how my cousin and I got in enormous trouble on Christmas morning when we were like 7.

We were, however, allowed to open one single gift on Christmas eve...
December 19, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Percy Jackson and the other Rick Riordan books come to mind.

Percy and many of the other demigod kids have both ADD and dyslexia- the latter because their brains are wired for ancient Greek, and the former because ADHD is meant to help you stay alive in battle.
December 19, 2024 at 5:05 AM
This is a lovely tradition! It would have saved me from a lot of 5AM Christmas morning wakeup calls from my little brother.
December 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Mighty Taco is not the worst thing I've ever eaten, but it IS the worst thing I've ever eaten several times.

The sign shaped like a taco with a single bite out of it represents the amount of bites any self-respecting taco enthusiast has ever been able to enjoy of a Mighty Taco taco.
December 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Malort: Tonight's The Night You Fight Your Dad

(An actual real advertising slogan)
December 18, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Wait a second, Thurl- are you saying you DON'T have garlic in your soul?
December 11, 2024 at 3:52 PM