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It’s the J0E-lidays!!
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💁‍♂️ : he/him/his : mid 40s : 📍D(M)V

Sometimes snarky, most times sweet - as long as I’ve had some caffeine 🫠

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My views are my own and do not reflect any group or organization.
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I’m not always the best at articulating things. On the political spectrum I am pretty far left with evolving views. My hope is before you block me to DM me for a smidgen dialogue. In the end it is your prerogative.
(also this is not a follow4follow account)
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Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Dunno why, but something about today’s shooting at Farragut Square says false flag to me
Anywho - hope the soldiers (who shouldn’t have been here in the first place) recover
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The main reason I don’t like the location referencing is that it can quickly elevate what may be a random shooting into a political incident before more is known.
More like “…shot at Farragut Square” 😒
It takes like 5-10 minutes to walk to the White House from where this took place (depending upon your walking speed)
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November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Vision Pro might be another Newton for Apple.

Meaning that it might be ahead of its time and not where people are at the moment. The Newton walked so the iPhone could run.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
More like “…shot at Farragut Square” 😒
It takes like 5-10 minutes to walk to the White House from where this took place (depending upon your walking speed)
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Happy to be done with work until Monday, but confused over what I’m doing (besides eating) for the next five days 😵‍💫
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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It’s a myth!
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As soon as they said Peter Thiel was selling most of (or all of) his Nvidia stock my first thought was “the rat is running off of the sinking ship - gotta sell my share!”
Used the proceeds to buy more portions of a Costco share.
(mind this is in an IRA)
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Soooooo looking forward to Season 5 and how Mars looks then. Would also love to see how the moon and Earth are fairing as well.
For All Mankind (Season 4, 2023): Mapping the Happy Valley base
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Wellness check for Eagles fans - y’all ok?
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This sort of stuff always make me laugh a lil inside when I see it out in the wild 😏
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Happy birthday to Doctor Who, now 62 (only!)
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My hot take; Madam Morrible doesn’t seem to do much singing so I can forgive that casting much more than the Wizards. Man has multiple songs and that casting was def a choice.
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I guess one could term this “sleepy bear face” 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I am living for the diversity of historians on The American Revolution
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Average bear chest 🤷‍♂️
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Basically if you are a sci-fi girlie get Apple TV
To watch recent, not based on a previous movie or comic book or video game sci-fi:

Pluribus (AppleTV)
For All Mankind (AppleTV)
Severance (AppleTV)
Scavengers Reign (Netflix)
The Ark (Syfy)
Black Mirror (Netflix)
Dark (Netflix)
Invasion (Apple)
Avenue 5 (Max)
Raised by Wolves (Max)
The Orville (D+)
Vince Gilligan (Pluribus): “It’s harder than it’s ever been to get something made that’s not based on a previous movie or comic book or video game. Every generation deserves its own stories, instead of just the stories of their grandparents.”
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Feel like seeing more hamburger helper commercials on tv/streaming has to be a recession indicator, right?
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Unpopular opinion; I don’t think it was scare baiting/mongering to hype up the Davis case (no matter how looney the merits) since a Justice had mentioned overturning many cases (Griswold, Loving, Obergefell) unprompted in an opinion. This case would’ve given them cover for them to do so 🤷‍♂️
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Having to talk about AI as if it’s a serious concern and not a money laundering scheme is taking years off my life
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM