It’s the J0E-lidays!!
@dmv-baguette.bsky.social
💁♂️ : he/him/his : mid 40s : 📍D(M)V
Sometimes snarky, most times sweet - as long as I’ve had some caffeine 🫠
Signal: dmv_baguette.01
My views are my own and do not reflect any group or organization.
Sometimes snarky, most times sweet - as long as I’ve had some caffeine 🫠
Signal: dmv_baguette.01
My views are my own and do not reflect any group or organization.
This sort of stuff always make me laugh a lil inside when I see it out in the wild 😏
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This sort of stuff always make me laugh a lil inside when I see it out in the wild 😏
I guess one could term this “sleepy bear face” 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I guess one could term this “sleepy bear face” 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Average bear chest 🤷♂️
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Average bear chest 🤷♂️
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Thankful when there’s an election night where I can have a celebratory drink 🍹
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thankful when there’s an election night where I can have a celebratory drink 🍹
My butt feels well rested for once 🥱
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My butt feels well rested for once 🥱
Me to my phone screen when it happens
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Me to my phone screen when it happens
The universe saying I’m not as large of a red flag as I think I am…
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The universe saying I’m not as large of a red flag as I think I am…
I always hear “Pecan Sandies” in this voice…
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I always hear “Pecan Sandies” in this voice…
Zero idea - it’s for buying lottery tickets 😂
(though I did not think of the other connotations until now as I’d been laser focused on buy a lottery ticket during work when I downloaded it)
(though I did not think of the other connotations until now as I’d been laser focused on buy a lottery ticket during work when I downloaded it)
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Zero idea - it’s for buying lottery tickets 😂
(though I did not think of the other connotations until now as I’d been laser focused on buy a lottery ticket during work when I downloaded it)
(though I did not think of the other connotations until now as I’d been laser focused on buy a lottery ticket during work when I downloaded it)
Two pics reflecting my internal monologue reaction to these photos
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Two pics reflecting my internal monologue reaction to these photos
Me to my TL right now…
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Me to my TL right now…
Proof of (mostly eaten) chicken 😋
September 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Proof of (mostly eaten) chicken 😋
Eager to eat some chicken when I get home as I haven’t eaten in hours 🫠
September 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Eager to eat some chicken when I get home as I haven’t eaten in hours 🫠
Bonus short clip from Bunker where the dj played a track that just repeated “fuck D*nald Tr*mp” 🤭
August 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Bonus short clip from Bunker where the dj played a track that just repeated “fuck D*nald Tr*mp” 🤭
About last night / photos from a night out on 14th and U
August 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
About last night / photos from a night out on 14th and U
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
I survived Costco 😬
August 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I survived Costco 😬
Just a sleepy Monday
August 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just a sleepy Monday
From IG CF to here…
July 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
From IG CF to here…