Looks can be deceiving. For instance, I do NOT look like someone who belts out “I’m gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood”, yet here we are. #pinkponyclub

So you mean Sleepy Joe could have just snatched that fat fuck off the street and sent him to El Salvador?

I don’t get it.
Katy Perry went to space for, like, lunch?

Sunday. Lovely and lonely all at the same time.

Pete Buttigieg .
37 Years old
8 Languages
2 Mayoral Terms
1 Harvard degree
1 Rhodes Scholarship
1 Marriage
1 Tour in Afghanistan
0 Bone Spurs
Actual American Hero

This is so true

The best feeling in the world is getting home on Friday there is absolutely nothing better.
#fridays

Dear Mother Nature, today I am wearing a cashmere turtleneck, velvet miniskirt, tights and boots. Obviously I look ADORABLE, but need I remind you that it is APRIL? Seriously, get it together.