Derek Merrikin
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Derek Merrikin
@dmerrikin.com
Chef, baker, fermenter, software dev, dog dad, golden retriever personality. Your friendly neighborhood Cookie Monster.
Must smell like old shit
December 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Psyched we have this feature! Also, due to my last name, making sure all knows I have no relation to this troll.
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Only if it’s on Torment 16 and I can be a Thorns spec Crusader
November 30, 2024 at 4:11 PM
November 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Happy birthday Millie! Hope you get everything your heart desires!
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 PM
November 27, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Goals!
November 27, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Ban of politics talk. If they choose to anyway, I’ll just shake a jar of coins. Works when my dogs are obnoxious, so here’s hoping.
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I’ve always taken it as a compliment if someone checks me out, regardless of being hetero. Once got hit on by Spider-Man in NYC 😂.
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I’d have to remap my footsteps as Ezio Auditore did through Italy.
November 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Honestly thought she joined OF cause I wouldn’t put it past her. Nothing against OF workers, but if she’s on there, eww.
November 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
“You can’t fix stupid”
November 25, 2024 at 6:41 PM
It’s a damn horcrux
November 24, 2024 at 4:37 PM