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Derek Merrikin
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Chef, baker, fermenter, software dev, dog dad, golden retriever personality. Your friendly neighborhood Cookie Monster.
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Dear Price of Eggs voter,

The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.

Priorities amirite.
December 18, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
December 2, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Couple days after Thanksgiving, if any of you are bound up, try some sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears! (dont)
Check out this Amazon review of HARIBO Gummi Candy, Original Goldbears Gummy Bears, 5 Pound Party Size Bag, Delicious Soft & Chewy Sweet Snacks, Assorted Fruity Flavors,
See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears
www.amazon.com
November 30, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Forgive me if this is petty but the next account I’d like to surpass here on Bluesky is CNN.

They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.

Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
November 30, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 10:33 PM
As Bernie Sanders said in 2003, “Republicans only way to win is to divide people and trick you into voting against your own interests.”
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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Snowflakes 😒
November 25, 2024 at 1:36 AM
It’s a “woke” movement! Absolutely knock them down and “own the libs”
Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
November 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Wouldn’t mind making a Cat Facts bot 😂
What else is different than other platforms ? A complete firehose for academics, researchers and anyone !
Bluesky's firehose is a treasure trove of public data for researchers and developers, and it's completely free. Check out our developer docs: docs.bsky.app
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Red hats or red armbands. What’s the difference?
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 2:33 AM
November 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
November 23, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
PSA on mental health because I care:

Please please know there is always someone to talk to if you’re ever in a mental health crisis and a dark place. I’ve dealt with depression for 20+ years now and I’m not a medical professional but I care.

I lost my cousin to the darkness 4 years ago and
1/
November 21, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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I've had a few questions on the differences between a crow and a raven (pictured).

Ravens are generally larger than crows and have a well-developed ruff of feathers on the throat, called 'hackles', while the feathers on the throat of a crow are smooth.

#wildlifephotography
November 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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"‘Don’t go to Blue Sky, it’s just an echo chamber!’

So is Twitter now, and I’d rather echo kindness and democracy over Nazi shit any day of the week. " - @Dana Goldberg
November 19, 2024 at 7:55 AM
If the government stopped telling people what to do with their bodies, we wouldn’t be here.
Holy shit — vasectomy appointments increased by 1200% after the election.
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Replying to Nazis and trolls: “You have no power here”
Blocking Nazis, trolls, and fascists doesn’t make it an “echo chamber.” People need to stop gaslighting us into thinking we have to listen to Nazis and debate trolls in order to be informed.
November 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Anyone else still playing StarCraft 2 Co-Op? #StarCraft2 #StarCraft2CoOp #RTS
November 18, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Moral of the story: don't go out your way to prove people wrong when you know you're right.
November 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Forever wanting to make friends with ravens and crows
November 17, 2024 at 7:56 PM