Daniel
dmedubai.bsky.social
Daniel
@dmedubai.bsky.social
Was @danielmarcevans on The Bad Place. Hospitality sales pro, triathlon waddler.
Surely time for a FIFA breakaway, the corruption is simply out of control.
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Don’t forget your M&S porky snacks to go with one of those bottles 👀👀
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s just such a shame because the roads are genuinely amazing quality… just a huge shame about 90% of the road users.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just an average Thursday on these roads, sadly. Aggression, phone use, speeding… all completely out of control.
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
My favourite part? That even ChatGPT couldn’t write more than 3 sentences. When even the AI thinks the content is shit, you know it’s SHIT.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
LinkedIn should be put on trial in The Hague. Surely a human rights violation that we have to read this dross?
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
DM jobbie, this one..
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Your commitment to this thread is magnificent.
October 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
An absolute tonking, you LOVE to see it.
October 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This is absolutely crackers and I’m so here for it.
September 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lock him up, throw away the key. If you’re almost 60, and you’re abusing a young footballer, then you’re beyond help.
August 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ahahah this cunt popped up on my LinkedIn today. Quickest block I’ve ever done.
August 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Honestly can’t WAIT to not be around these types anymore.
August 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
These people are a freak show.

Our town has Tesco Whoosh, sub 60min deliveries. This stuff isn’t revolutionary. Oh, and the Tesco delivery guy is probably making more than 1,200dhs a month, too.
August 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Exactly this.
August 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Casually admitting to large scale theft on LinkedIn, smart!*

*if it all wasn’t a total lie, of course
August 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Would it be a stretch to say she’s now your most famous supporter?
August 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Absolute monster again today.
August 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Right? Literally me whenever I’m told that Gen Z has an opinion about us
August 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
His absolute disappointment at being subbed, love him.
August 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Our main landmark is the Five, which we couldn’t see today.

Not a bad thing, in hindsight.
August 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM