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Derrick
@dmartincampbell.bsky.social
Occult bioswale apologist (non-fascist). Word's greatest non-Slavic short story writer. https://linktr.ee/derrickmartincampbell
Never forget: Liev Schreiber's character in The Daytrippers (1996) was writing a Karen Russell-esque magical realist novel about a man with a dog's head ("a pointer!") who accidentally starts a new religion.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When in-laws and coworkers ask how the writing is going
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When theres a pause in the conversation at the bar and your buddies all start to look around perplexed, finally noticing the weird, beautiful, groaning music playing, confused, because they don’t know what you do: that this bar has sacred harp shape note singing on tie jukebox
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Misty atmosphere we planted in the front garden maturing nicely
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Andre Dubus low key describing the gaze of God as a distant light:
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Worker at Powells pointed to ”a cool new staff pick for you maybe, kind of an early Vollmann-vibe.” It was my pleasure to assure him I already owned it, was halfway through, and was enjoying every minute of it @johnchrostek.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Self-involved communities are the best place to be controversial
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Feel it in my heart that ghost trees are real they just don't quite follow the same ghost rules
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Wife is profoundly unimpressed by both of my Halloween costume ideas
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Rakesfall still wonderful and surprising even the second time:
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is the ideal book design aesthetic. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Much of his transgressive horny journal poetry would never be published today
October 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The way you crosswalk the participants in these two pics says a lot about you
September 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Along the Lewis river
September 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Friend: "Hmm, looks like someone wrote an oral history about the meltdown there. Heard of it? Any good?"
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Friend: “Wow did you know that wolf populations have apparently been growing again around that weird abandoned nuclear power plant in Ukraine? What’s the deal with that place?”
September 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
French tucking my nonprofit t-shirt into my unbelted jeans like a little slut
September 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The only good thing about summer is when I post watering pics for attention
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Every week, I get literally tens of DMs, at least half of which take the form of: “Show us where you write your beautiful stories“ or “hey, reveal your writing set-up, handsome!” Fine. Here is where I write. under the trampoline that @theunread.bsky.social helped me put build. Just like Don Delillo.
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sending images like this to any one of the ~4 tender-bro, geriatric millennial, male feminist threads of which I am a part and getting responses like “hell yeah!” and “yes!”
August 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My wife and I had (probably the second? third?) Stomp Clap Hey band ever. We were pretty much the perfect band and Stomp Clap Hey was pretty much the perfect genre
August 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Out here playing Dreyer's Ordet, the game.
August 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
look how they massacred my boy
August 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Future coyote-alien hybrid archeologists identifying weed-choked vacant lot world heritage sites
July 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Testing the waters: if I started a post-human blackberry apocalypse cult, would anybody be interested ?
July 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM