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It's the same actor, I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person
June 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Every time I see his name I chuckle a little bit at the fact that Mark Rober and Mars Rover are so linguistically similar, I cannot be the first to observe this
March 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sitting right up against the tiger speaker at rainforest Cafe gives one a uniquely primal experience when their brain is put into an animalistic fight or flight while eating by the sound of a growling tiger
March 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Riley's hitting the LeBron chalk with our feta cheese right now
February 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Love that my office has set out on the grand journey of discovering the only type of paper towel meek enough to disprove this guy's whole worldview

youtu.be/2FMBSblpcrc?...
How to use one paper towel | Joe Smith | TEDxConcordiaUPortland
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I figured it out, it's all millennials here
January 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
When you spend too much time on [that other app] you start to think the lobotomies are a good idea
January 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If this episode of AFV has 0 nut shots I may actually become blackpilled
January 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If this episode of AFV has 0 but shots I may actually become blackpilled
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Honestly shocked the WebMD symptom checker doesn't have a box for "Pink Pony Club makes me cry a little every time I hear it"
January 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Can't believe it took me learning the bass to see why John Lennon may have been right about Paul McCartney
December 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
If where's Waldo were based on a true story I feel it would change what is a whimsical puzzle book into a very challenging piece of visual art
December 15, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Definitely a wild time to be a 26 year old Italian American with a degree in computer science, chronic back pain, and a growing anger for capitalist parasites
December 12, 2024 at 9:30 PM
On some hero shit today, just stopped a loose cart from hitting an unattended car at meijer
December 11, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by dante
i’m in the mafia
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM