You mean I could have Vidal *and* the next Jaylen Wright and Jack Bech? Where do I sign???

Possibly because trading him would basically be an admission of failure by Chris Grier, which would have him being walked out by security shortly thereafter. Regardless, if/when Grier/McDaniel goes down you can bet your sweet ass Tyreek Hill will be on his way elsewhere.

There were signs

While the frog is vaguely aware that the water in the pot is getting rather hot, it comforts itself that certainly the water will cool off by 2028 and continues scrolling TikTok for funny lip sync fails

This would be so true if up wasn't down and the dress was white and gold and not obviously blue and black when it comes to Trump's ability to be meaningfully harmed by his own gleeful, self-indulgence-as-a-platform idiocy. He is the political equivalent of a knuckleball coated in tusi

The fantasy gods hunger... for fresh blood...

I agree that Rodgers is a bad fit for an Arthur Smith offense; seemingly every QB outside of Ryan Tannehill is. But do we need to surrender to context a bit here? Does Rodgers even agreeing to sign not imply that it's now his show and Arthur Smith is a cardboard cutout? Hackett was just a puppet OC.

Ja’Marr Chase single-handedly digs you out of rebuild toward a playoff run like halfway, plus you could just turn him around and mark him up for more if you for some reason wanted to

In IDP leagues I’d imagine FAAB is probably a legitimate way to build out a defense? Especially if you’re one of the top 2 or 3 ball-knowers in said league? Day 3 picks wind up major contributors on defense allll the time

In non-IDP leagues I think it depends on roster comp. If you’re rebuilding then churn the Treylons and even Locketts for your favorite dart throws, why not. But if you’re contending then that Monopoly money probably comes more in handy chasing the Joe Flacco waiver wire heroes of the season