The One True Dave™
The One True Dave™
@dlervik.bsky.social
Bringing a spoon to a spork fight since 2023.
My first adventure into kitten fostering resulted in -- surprise, surprise -- a Classic Foster Fail.
His name i Lars...
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have this "idea" that when I meet famous actors I want to say "I loved you in [really minor role]. That was great." Telling Paul Giamati that "I loved your work in Sabrina" would be very gratifying.
For Lee Ving, "I loved you in 'Clue.'"
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think I like Fear better than the Dead Kennedys. Similar ethos, but Fear were better musicians...
Others may disagree. Others would be wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
RULE-OF-THUMB: Check your water level three times a day for the first week (first thing in the morning, when you get home from work/school, and right before bed); check it twice a week during week two, and daily from there on out. Your mileage may vary.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Do They Know It's Christmas"should be completely eradicated.
Also, too, "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" ? Not if I have to hear that song ever again...
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues is MOST DEFINITELY a Christmas song.
Any song that starts with the these lines deserves it:
"It was Christmas Eve, Babe,
In the drunk tank..."
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There are far too many versions of "Baby, It's Cold Outside." We need to remove about 90% of them from circulation; I'll pick which ones.
Other people may disagree. Other people would be wrong
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Just put a Nike Swoosh™ on that thing and you're all set...
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Also, too, try adding sauteed apples and onions to a grilled corned-beef sandwich on marble rye. A little mayo, a smear of Dijon mustard...
Stole this from an Irish pub in Seattle.
Yum
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I know, right?
It's usefulness is right up there with sheet-rock screws and zip ties.
Oddly, the polio vaccine comes in at 12th...
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Your typical HOA has more control over buildings than the Republicans in congress...
October 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ANTIFA is fully funded by Big Plywood and the Window-Replacement Industrial Complex.
October 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM