The One True Dave™
@dlervik.bsky.social
Bringing a spoon to a spork fight since 2023.
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December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Hey.
Advice from a real live Christmas tree farmer:
Advice from a real live Christmas tree farmer:
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Hey.
Advice from a real live Christmas tree farmer:
Advice from a real live Christmas tree farmer:
If you think you're having a bad day, it could be worse...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g05n...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g05n...
Patti Labelle Where Are My Background Singers Subtitled - Captions
YouTube video by Jonah Sahn
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December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you think you're having a bad day, it could be worse...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g05n...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g05n...
Here's an idea:
Re-write the story of the Titanic but, instead of rescuing the survivors, the RMS Carpathia guns them all down because the could have been transporting drugs...
Re-write the story of the Titanic but, instead of rescuing the survivors, the RMS Carpathia guns them all down because the could have been transporting drugs...
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Here's an idea:
Re-write the story of the Titanic but, instead of rescuing the survivors, the RMS Carpathia guns them all down because the could have been transporting drugs...
Re-write the story of the Titanic but, instead of rescuing the survivors, the RMS Carpathia guns them all down because the could have been transporting drugs...
I made Scottish shortbread last night. It came out really well, I must say. Just a little bit "firm" or kinda moist in the bottom layer, but that kept it from breaking up when eating them.
My attempts last year were not very good.
Today, I'm making Stem Ginger and adding that to the mix.
My attempts last year were not very good.
Today, I'm making Stem Ginger and adding that to the mix.
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I made Scottish shortbread last night. It came out really well, I must say. Just a little bit "firm" or kinda moist in the bottom layer, but that kept it from breaking up when eating them.
My attempts last year were not very good.
Today, I'm making Stem Ginger and adding that to the mix.
My attempts last year were not very good.
Today, I'm making Stem Ginger and adding that to the mix.
DON'T FORGET TO WATER YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE!
A fresh-cut tree can drink up to a gallon of water per day, so check the water levels often.
One easy way to prevent dried-out trees is to use a tree stand with a large reservoir.
A fresh-cut tree can drink up to a gallon of water per day, so check the water levels often.
One easy way to prevent dried-out trees is to use a tree stand with a large reservoir.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
DON'T FORGET TO WATER YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE!
A fresh-cut tree can drink up to a gallon of water per day, so check the water levels often.
One easy way to prevent dried-out trees is to use a tree stand with a large reservoir.
A fresh-cut tree can drink up to a gallon of water per day, so check the water levels often.
One easy way to prevent dried-out trees is to use a tree stand with a large reservoir.
Here's how efficient I am: I've already achieved my Winter Weight Gain goal, and the start of winter is still three weeks away!
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Here's how efficient I am: I've already achieved my Winter Weight Gain goal, and the start of winter is still three weeks away!
May your share of the wishbone be the larger.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
May your share of the wishbone be the larger.
Also, too, please make a note of the following:
"(These Are a Few of) My Favorite Things" is NOT a Christmas song.
"Hallelujah" is, also, NOT a Christmas song.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John is a terrible song, and in a just world would be banned.
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"(These Are a Few of) My Favorite Things" is NOT a Christmas song.
"Hallelujah" is, also, NOT a Christmas song.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John is a terrible song, and in a just world would be banned.
.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Also, too, please make a note of the following:
"(These Are a Few of) My Favorite Things" is NOT a Christmas song.
"Hallelujah" is, also, NOT a Christmas song.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John is a terrible song, and in a just world would be banned.
.
"(These Are a Few of) My Favorite Things" is NOT a Christmas song.
"Hallelujah" is, also, NOT a Christmas song.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John is a terrible song, and in a just world would be banned.
.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I feel like I'm living through the last 40 pages of "Flowers for Algernon."
Again.
Again.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I feel like I'm living through the last 40 pages of "Flowers for Algernon."
Again.
Again.
For a long time, my go-to minimart snack was a "pop tart."
But after eating an HEB toaster pastry, I can no longer abide the poor imitation.
Sadly, it requires traveling to Texas...
But after eating an HEB toaster pastry, I can no longer abide the poor imitation.
Sadly, it requires traveling to Texas...
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
For a long time, my go-to minimart snack was a "pop tart."
But after eating an HEB toaster pastry, I can no longer abide the poor imitation.
Sadly, it requires traveling to Texas...
But after eating an HEB toaster pastry, I can no longer abide the poor imitation.
Sadly, it requires traveling to Texas...
Y'know, if Google was really as awesome as everyone claims their Google-Translate™ would do English-to-Linear-B and vice versa.
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Y'know, if Google was really as awesome as everyone claims their Google-Translate™ would do English-to-Linear-B and vice versa.
Fun Fact: The era of the 78-RPM record is closer in time to the Civil War than to today.
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Fun Fact: The era of the 78-RPM record is closer in time to the Civil War than to today.
"There used to be a little more transition time between the Waking Up and the Getting Angry parts of my day."
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October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"There used to be a little more transition time between the Waking Up and the Getting Angry parts of my day."
- @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
- @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
It bears mentioning that nothing in the original text says that the Monster Mash took place on Halloween. It could have been an awseome party in February for all we know...
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It bears mentioning that nothing in the original text says that the Monster Mash took place on Halloween. It could have been an awseome party in February for all we know...
Depression does funny things.
I've decided that for the first day of autumn I will listen to low-key instrumental Christmas music. Because it makes me feel better.
Don't judge me.
I've decided that for the first day of autumn I will listen to low-key instrumental Christmas music. Because it makes me feel better.
Don't judge me.
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Depression does funny things.
I've decided that for the first day of autumn I will listen to low-key instrumental Christmas music. Because it makes me feel better.
Don't judge me.
I've decided that for the first day of autumn I will listen to low-key instrumental Christmas music. Because it makes me feel better.
Don't judge me.
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
When does the Navy re-name a ship the USS Charlie Kirk?
Or an army base?
Or an army base?
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When does the Navy re-name a ship the USS Charlie Kirk?
Or an army base?
Or an army base?
I just got an email from a colleague in the real estate business and her email signature/contact info listed her job as "relator." Which means she's probably added this misspelling to her default dictionary...
I weep for our future. Ugh.
I weep for our future. Ugh.
August 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I just got an email from a colleague in the real estate business and her email signature/contact info listed her job as "relator." Which means she's probably added this misspelling to her default dictionary...
I weep for our future. Ugh.
I weep for our future. Ugh.
Oh, look, it's "National Whiskey Sour Day."
Act accordingly.
But maybe wait until later this afternoon...
Act accordingly.
But maybe wait until later this afternoon...
August 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oh, look, it's "National Whiskey Sour Day."
Act accordingly.
But maybe wait until later this afternoon...
Act accordingly.
But maybe wait until later this afternoon...
I'm just waiting for the major media outlets to begin referring to LA, NYC, Chicago, Seattle, etc. as "Restive Provinces"...
August 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm just waiting for the major media outlets to begin referring to LA, NYC, Chicago, Seattle, etc. as "Restive Provinces"...
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
August 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
I remember August 22nd like it was yesterday...
August 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I remember August 22nd like it was yesterday...