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Doug Simonite
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Soccer Keeper, mediocre hockey goalie, skier, golfer, aging punk rocker, 2 time heart attack survivor ❤️🇨🇦⚽️ #FootyPrimeSC
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WELCOME TO NEWS
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Someone please call Dante, we need him to invent a new level of hell for the people in charge of the Homeland Security Twitter account.
August 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAbA...
I'm A United States Governor, and I Don't Understand Why Canadians Have Stopped Visiting Us
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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May 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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'Twas two days before the election,
And all through Poilievre's riding,
The reporters were muzzled,
So as not to ask "What is he hiding?"

Wokeness was banned,
All follow-up questions too,
In hopes that his slogans
Were all you believed were true

I'd continue but that requires security clearance
April 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Singh says he fought for affordability and dental care, which Poilievre voted against. Poilievre responds by biting Singh, saying, "How's that for teeth talk, bitch"
April 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Paikin talks about the price of housing becoming a crisis during the Liberal reign. Carney says he they need a fundamentally different approach and attitude, which is why we need leaders who aren't rich, white men, who whoops oh no
April 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Next Topic: AFFORDABILITY AND THE COST OF LIVING. Poilievre says to the Youth of Canada: In the last Lost Liberal Decade, you can't buy houses anymore. That's why he will taking houses from his liberal enemies and giving them to any students who tell him he looks nice in a cowboy hat
April 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Listen, if Rebel News gets to ask questions, @thebeaverton.com should get to ask questions. Let me ask Pierre if he thinks my biological clock looks fertile enough. I'll wear a blazer and everything. Don't deny me my rights, you cowards www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Right-wing outlets win legal battle to attend the leaders' debate | CBC News
Two right-wing media organizations have won a legal battle to obtain accreditation for their representatives to cover tonight's election debate.
www.cbc.ca
April 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Not sure I’m cool with Poilievre’s new slogan:

Chicks Go Stale
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Stoppons Chicks Le Ticky Tocky
April 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
March 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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PRIME MINISTER ANNE MURRAY
March 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies

youtu.be/L1x2eY_4H4Y
Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
March 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Trump may have overpromised, but boy did he underdeliver
March 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The stock market is down again, but according to conservatives that doesn't matter anymore
March 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Here we go again. Where do these people get their information?
March 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Why America Can't Conquer #Canada
March 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney youtu.be/b2UHrLms_Q4
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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KRAZY KARL'S KARS WHITE HOUSE CAR LOT
March 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Former Prime Minister and senior statesman Jean Chretien schooling the media on what their actual fucking job is!!!! Enough of this fake news bullshit! Stop parrotting Poilievre... we're not broken, and neither is our economy!

To the Media! "IT IS YOUR JOB TO TELL THEM"! - Jean Chretien
March 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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#HappyInternationalWomensDay!

Clare Rustad Rhian Wilkinson and, of course, the inimitable @amy13walsh.bsky.social #OG #BroadsCast &
Footy Prime

Carrie Ryan
Footy Prime Supporters Club

A Big Thank You for All You Do!
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ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
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March 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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OK this ad is actually very good lmaoooo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJ4...
Vote to Save the CBC
YouTube video by Friends of Canadian Media
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March 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A power grab??? Oh FUCK you. Fuuuuuuck you.

Worry about the state of your own democracy, dumbass.
March 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM