Sorry I haven’t been active. I forgot I created an account and have been fueling my unquenchable rage on “the other site”

Welcome to all the new people joining bluesky! There’s just one thing you need to know about this platform: I am universally respected on here, regarded by all with a mixture of reverence and fear. Do not incur my wrath!

Elon vs. Zuckerberg is kind of like Atlas vs. Sisyphus in the way that I want both of them to get crushed by boulders.

The coolest thing about this app is that I can just repost all of my best tweets and y’all are gonna think wow nothing but bangers

First impressions are lasting impressions so I’m thinking about posting hole