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Dylan Kishner
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July 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Can somebody do it already?
Here he is, folks. The President of the United States selling his new men’s cologne for $199 and women’s perfume for $249.
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Really you just have to take it one steady and unavoidable descent into utter madness at a time
June 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Updates!
June 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@govofco.bsky.social if you had a spine you'd do the same
California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.
June 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just sitting in the blessed solitude of my car where time stands still and nothing bad can possibly happen to me.
June 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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In response to Trump’s assertion, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law,” we say:

The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.
February 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don't want to date anymore I just want someone to annihilate me in Mario kart and take me to a concert.
February 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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A party bus but it picks you and your friends up after a long week and just goes coffee shop, bookstore, ice cream parlor, thrift shop, short nap, bakery, a different bookstore, museum, cocktail bar on a loop until you feel better
February 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I find it kinda fun y that there are now 3 generations of people who look for mental healtb tips/tricks on platforms that are specifically designed to be bad for your mental health. #thisaintit
January 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson
January 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Catch us at Globe Hall (Denver) on Thursday Jan 30th! #musiciansky #musicianfeed #bedroommusic #yallternative #jamband #denvermusic
January 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A lot of people quoting Orwell's 1984 right now seem to have forgotten that, in the book, "resistance" was yet another layer of control created by the state.
January 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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BREAKING: Trump administration directs all federal diversity, equity and inclusion staff be put on leave and plans to lay them off.
Trump administration directs all federal diversity, equity and inclusion staff be put on leave
President Donald Trump’s administration is directing that all federal diversity, equity and inclusion staff be put on paid leave, and that agencies develop plans to lay them off.
apnews.com
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
January 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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he did it twice just in case
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So this app is basically just a different twitter?
January 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM