DK Fennell
DK Fennell
@dkfennell.bsky.social
Pre-post-modernist
"I don't know."
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
... and if its rate of progress continued to diminish in the same ratio, how long would it take it to go fifteen hundred millions of miles?" And here is where Mark Twain made AMA history by giving this answer:
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A correspondent named ARITHMETICUS asked this question: ""If it would take a cannon-ball 3 1/3 seconds to travel four miles, and 3 3/8 seconds to travel the next four, and 3 5/8 seconds to travel the next four, ...
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
There was only one guy I have ever encountered whose AMA and his name (or fake name) was Mark Twain. In the 1860s Twain lived in San Francisco, and wrote columns for the papers there. He wrote a column called "Answers to Correspondents" column in the Territorial Enterprise, and here is the best.
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
AMA as it is now known throughout internetdom originally was created on Reddit (as are most things evil) but now is the preferred method of begging employed by podcasters. The questions are generally inane, and the answers are things no one really cares about. But constant engagement is necessary.
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The problem with the flattering the audience and attempting faux intimacy is that you have to have continual "content" (it used to be thought of as writing) as well as some kind of near connection with the donors. And so was invented the "Ask Me Anything."
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The amount of manpower spent on getting people to donate in this country is probably the reason that only the "tech" giants make any money. They are also the only ones who seem not to advertise on podcasts. (They may be foolish in sinking their wealth in AI but they are not fools.)
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Much effort is expended to flatter the listeners to keep the clicks coming. All the listeners are "amazing" and the podcaster usually "loves" them all. The next step is to get them to join the channel or contribute regularly via Patreon.
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
And when this man finally leaves this life, I hope those who think he should be canonized and Post Offices should be named after him ... I hope they remember this weekend. And the string of disgrace he covered his office with.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It is clear that this man no longer has any cognitive rudder except to flail out against anyone who is not his sycophant. It's humiliating that this country elected a man devoid of human values. It reminds me of the nadir of another American heel, when Joseph Welch asked "Have you no decency, sir?"
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Calling an entire people "garbage" is disgusting enough. But in this weekend of senseless slaughter, he is entirely empty of any human empathy and decides that his most devoted lickspittles would be bouyed up by making the Reiner family tragedy into another of his endless whines about himself. ...
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We not only have not solved the number one cause of death of children in this country, we have recently appointed a no-nothing health bureaucrat who has decided to increase childhood mortality by removing things we know save children's lives.
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I hear psychedelics are a promising cure for PTSD. They should try it on this poor suffer, whose personality has been dramatically altered by the "blood pouring from everywhere" encounter.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
... No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement, just common sense, maximum lethality and authority for warfighters."

"Hunt and kill the enemies" = "maximum lethality" = "kill everyone." Everything else is "stupid rules of engagement."
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Why doesn't the We Hate Democracy party simply sponsor their own Up with Kings counter-rally? They could do this in good conscience; after all, George III, the King the original patriots opposed, was mentally ill as well.
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I wonder how you get the job of standing around this douche looking like an idiot.
October 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM