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Callistophene Josephine
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Please read all posts in the thickest Minnesotan accent you can muster. She/her
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"The Duality of Man"
A screenshot of my calendar with reminders for the Downton Abbey movie and the Spinal Tap movie releases on the same day
July 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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New Walton Goggins lock screen meets kids' bedtime playlist.
A screenshot of Baby Billy from Righteous Gemstones yelling "Cocaine!" with a Spotify player of Cookie Monster's head on Goggins' body
April 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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This weirdly awesome McDonald's game on Nintendo.
Screenshot of the main menu of M.C. Kids on the Nintendo. A boy character is choosing one or two players.
September 18, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Movie poster for Once Bitten, with Jim Carrey pointing up at Lauren Hutton as a sexy vampire. Tagline reads "Mark Kendall just found out that his one-night stand has been around for centuries"
May 21, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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I'm in northern Minnesota and got some cool ones!
A curtain of pink and green Northern Lights over a lake Rays of pink and green Northern Lights
May 11, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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Totally normal text from my dad.
Text message that reads "I dreamt last night that the Shroud of Turin was actually determined to be Mr. Peanut from the Planters commercial."
March 16, 2024 at 2:30 AM