Same goes for Pott Shrigley, the first village named after an unused Dark Souls npc.

And the windows? Actually, they're just normal.

The back door? Forget about it, that one's locked by the world's hardest sudoku. It's basically more wall.

Staying up until 3am waiting for the drop 5 hours into Perfectly Peaceful Prairie when the crickets start.

me: a pint of your finest, please.

*40 hours later*

bartender [emaciated, finally draining the last dregs from his overworked ballsack]: there you go, sir.

me: this is disgusting. There's no head on it. Make me another.