me [to my enemies]: bet you can't punch this bit of paper
April 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
me [to my enemies]: bet you can't punch this bit of paper
me at the open mic: Now let's kick things up a notch [tuning up my guitar, ready to stir souls with a howling, mournful cover of Chacarron by El Chombo]
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM
me at the open mic: Now let's kick things up a notch [tuning up my guitar, ready to stir souls with a howling, mournful cover of Chacarron by El Chombo]
When I need to get in from the freezing cold, I regret changing my front door lock to one that needs 5 key cards hidden around the village.
November 20, 2024 at 5:37 PM
When I need to get in from the freezing cold, I regret changing my front door lock to one that needs 5 key cards hidden around the village.
voiceover: here we see one of nature's most lethal predators
*skip 2 mins*
vo: ...he'll have to wait a little while longer for his next meal
*skip*
vo: ...this one goes down as a miss
*skip*
vo: ...another elusive meal gives him the slip
*skip*
vo: ...whoops
*skip 2 mins*
vo: ...he'll have to wait a little while longer for his next meal
*skip*
vo: ...this one goes down as a miss
*skip*
vo: ...another elusive meal gives him the slip
*skip*
vo: ...whoops
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
voiceover: here we see one of nature's most lethal predators
*skip 2 mins*
vo: ...he'll have to wait a little while longer for his next meal
*skip*
vo: ...this one goes down as a miss
*skip*
vo: ...another elusive meal gives him the slip
*skip*
vo: ...whoops
*skip 2 mins*
vo: ...he'll have to wait a little while longer for his next meal
*skip*
vo: ...this one goes down as a miss
*skip*
vo: ...another elusive meal gives him the slip
*skip*
vo: ...whoops
I've listened to so many 'nature sounds to fall asleep to' that I know them off by heart. I've got a playlist with Subtropical Bird Office followed by Gentle Rain, Distant Thunder, and I can't sleep a wink with these bangers back to back.
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I've listened to so many 'nature sounds to fall asleep to' that I know them off by heart. I've got a playlist with Subtropical Bird Office followed by Gentle Rain, Distant Thunder, and I can't sleep a wink with these bangers back to back.
The theme bars in Copenhagen are out of control.
November 12, 2024 at 10:38 AM
The theme bars in Copenhagen are out of control.
Copenhagen is mint, but the minute you need sustenance, you're racking up generational debt. It cost 90 krone for a deep breath.
November 12, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Copenhagen is mint, but the minute you need sustenance, you're racking up generational debt. It cost 90 krone for a deep breath.
The best thing about Balatro is that it lets the degenerate gambler deep within take the reigns. This way, he's only allowed to gamble away something meaningless, like vast swathes of time.
March 23, 2024 at 9:58 AM
The best thing about Balatro is that it lets the degenerate gambler deep within take the reigns. This way, he's only allowed to gamble away something meaningless, like vast swathes of time.