Djinn X
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Anti-apocalyptic vibes only. Avid ALT-text editor. Oxford comma enthusiast. Woke AF. She/her. #WhoDat
I truly believe America’s obsession with dystopian books & movies manifested the shit show we’re living in now. At some point we as a nation are gonna have to come together and binge-watch Hallmark movies and all 9 seasons of Family Matters.
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I truly believe America’s obsession with dystopian books & movies manifested the shit show we’re living in now. At some point we as a nation are gonna have to come together and binge-watch Hallmark movies and all 9 seasons of Family Matters.
He’s scared. Let’s keep him that way.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He’s scared. Let’s keep him that way.
Had no idea Maserati made SUVs.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Had no idea Maserati made SUVs.
Secret Service woulda tackled me to the floor after I ripped that finger from his hand with my teeth.
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Secret Service woulda tackled me to the floor after I ripped that finger from his hand with my teeth.
When the family immigrated to America, they shortened their surname to Queef.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When the family immigrated to America, they shortened their surname to Queef.
I am acquainted with two men who were shot by their dogs. I thought this was only a red state phenomenon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I am acquainted with two men who were shot by their dogs. I thought this was only a red state phenomenon.
Hallmark depicts the world many people dream of, where a single mom can work at a coffee shop and afford the mortgage on a beautiful Craftsman house in a quaint neighborhood. Hallmark inspires us to demand a living wage!
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hallmark depicts the world many people dream of, where a single mom can work at a coffee shop and afford the mortgage on a beautiful Craftsman house in a quaint neighborhood. Hallmark inspires us to demand a living wage!
We literally just want them to pay their fair share of taxes. That’s it. They’d still be billionaires!
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We literally just want them to pay their fair share of taxes. That’s it. They’d still be billionaires!
And she just couldn’t resist him! 🤮
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
And she just couldn’t resist him! 🤮
Not worse, just unmasked.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Not worse, just unmasked.
She’s like, “if you like Lolita you’re gonna love My Ántonia, all the pedos do!”
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
She’s like, “if you like Lolita you’re gonna love My Ántonia, all the pedos do!”
HOW can a woman be SEDUCED by THAT?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
HOW can a woman be SEDUCED by THAT?!?!
I loved Martin Short in that movie.
a close up of a man making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
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November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I loved Martin Short in that movie.
Except for Rocky Marciano.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Except for Rocky Marciano.
Yes! Gives me all the holiday feels!♥️
a woman talking to a child with the words " life is pain get used to it " below her
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November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yes! Gives me all the holiday feels!♥️
There really is a Bea for every mood.
a woman in a white shirt and black vest is dancing in front of a window .
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November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There really is a Bea for every mood.