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Djinn X
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Anti-apocalyptic vibes only. Avid ALT-text editor. Oxford comma enthusiast. Woke AF. She/her. #WhoDat
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Equal rights.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Bishop tells other bishops “His innie is never gonna believe his outie met the POPE!”
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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As Adam Scott meets the Pope, a Bishop in the background tells another “His innie is never gonna believe his outie met the POPE!”
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Except for Rocky Marciano.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
THE EIGHT A Novel by KATHERINE NEVILLE
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Or IS it?
Closeup of a precious pup paw next to some stuffy incriminating evidence
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Dan Brown: The sarcophagus of Mary Magdalene is hidden & protected in the Louvre

The Louvre:
Password to Louvre's video surveillance system was 'Louvre', according to employee
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Same energy:
Password to Louvre's video surveillance system was 'Louvre', according to employee
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Ok, let’s do this
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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jUsT LeT mE kNoW wHaT i CaN dO:
Move, bitch, get out the way.
Bill Ackman & M @BillAckman from X.com •@ZohranKMamdani, congrats on the win. Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do. 9:18 PM • 11/4/25 • 7.5M Views
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Ackman trying to make fetch happen:
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Now this is all I can think about
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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So was the pardon signed with autopen?
BBC NEWS 'No idea who he is,' says Trump after pardoning crypto tycoon Changpeng Zhao, the co-founder of crypto giant Binance, is also known as 'CZ' US President Donald Trump says he does not know who Changpeng Zhao is, despite pardoning the cryptocurrency multi-billionaire last month.
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I’m still trying to accept the fact that he has a girlfriend.
Kash Patel with googly eyes.
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Couldn’t resist adding a soundtrack:
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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You’re a victim! You’re a scammer! You’re a combination victim and scammer!
Combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Give me your huddled racists yearning to flee
Top Stories CBS NEWS Trump sets lowest refugee cap in U.S. history at just 7,500 spots, mostly for white South Africans
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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It’s a king cake! It’s a hemorrhoid pillow! It’s a combination king cake hemorrhoid pillow! #crochet #mardigras
Crochet king cake pillow
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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But the official government website told me it’s the dEmOcRaTs’ FauLt!
official website of the United States government Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance. USDA Food and Nutrition Service U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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From the USDA official government website. Assholes.
An official website of the United States government Here's how you know v Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance. USDA Food and Nutrition Service U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE MENU
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Sound on
October 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Here you go
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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They’re bringing them back this year with an updated look.
Red Christmas trees with Handmaid heads.
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM