DJ Calamity Jade
djcalamityjade.bsky.social
DJ Calamity Jade
@djcalamityjade.bsky.social
🎧 DJ
📎 Boss at willwork4funk music pr
🍩 Vinyl lover
🤹 Jade of all trades

bookings: info@willwork4funk.com
website: willwork4funk.com
It was a trainwreck. Venue's fault for not warning me and not informing them about what I do, but also corporate event organizer's fault, if they had so many requests, why didn't they call a jukebox DJ instead of leaving it up to the venue that has always enforced a specific musical style?
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
After 2 and a half hours of this I texted the manager to bring a cable and let them plug in their mobiles cause I was spending more time saying "I don't have that" than mixing. He apologised and told me he loved the set. That's great, but don't call me again for these events 😑
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
At one point one guest asked me if I could play "commercial music that everyone knows" to which I replied "I'm afraid this is what I do" and she responded "oh, well I guess we'll never call you again then". - oh no, my heart bleeds 😂
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Requests ranged from Despacito to Bon Jovi's Living On A Prayer, to Britney Spears, to music for group dances and anything else you can think of which is as far removed from funk, disco and house as you can imagine.
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I was literally bombarded with requests before I had even put the needle down on the first record, and this went on for more than 2 hours with no respite and zero understanding of what spinning with a record bag entailed or what a clubbing experience is.
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM