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Bullies are nothing but bull and lies.
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
He knows what he’s doing
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hooray! Another @deadbydaylight.com player satisfaction survey with indecipherable questions, answer options that limit your feedback, and force assumptions into the data! 💃🏻🪩🕺🏻
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
- Ordered McDonalds at 1:03
- Estimated arrival of 1:16
- Realize I forgot to add a tip at 1:12
- No dasher has accepted the offer, so I can’t add a tip, so I add a 39¢ pack of honey to my order and tip for both orders at 1:13

- I receive a lone packet of honey at 2am…
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
*UPS Virtual Assistant to schedule a call back in 13 minutes*
*gets a call back 13 minutes later*
*told to hold for 11 minutes to speak to a person*

What was the point of scheduling the call?
a man in a suit stands in a field of yellow flowers
ALT: a man in a suit stands in a field of yellow flowers
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Charli wrote Sympathy is a Knife about Taylor—while focusing on her own insecurities and suicidal ideation, so…

Taylor wrote a diss track???
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A comment reply to myself on TikTok said I should be gassed… (referring to the Holocaust)

And of course, TikTok found no violation. 🫩
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
With what I’ve played of Silent Hill F, I really wish it’d been developed by Blooper Team
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
UPS: it’s 10:51, we have your phone, it’s in your town, we rushed all through the night to get it across the entire country!

Also UPS: But nah, we’re not going to deliver it today, we’re gonna keep it until Monday
September 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
10th - Comment made. (Video)
13th - Clip gets attention when picked up by Aaron
14th - Apology
15th - Two shootings targeted at homeless people in Minneapolis
- 8 injured, 3 critically at one
- 5 injured, 1 critically at the other
16th - City clears the encampment and trashes belongings
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Carrying a paper bag with $29,046 USD worth of samples will never not be a weird experience…
September 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I hereby declare, that it's totally okay, even encouraged, to call me Boone!
September 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
An interpolation of Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang?
Steel drums?
A theremin?

Ms. Williams, you’re nasty.
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Kirk doesn’t deserve civility. He wasn’t civil.
September 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In BC, we have a single, nationalized insurance scheme: ICBC.

Now, several courts have ruled that certain e-bikes are vehicles 🚗 and must be insured…

But ICBC’s considers them exempt, and refuses to sell a policy.

Rendering these vehicles: completely illegal to use on road ways, or public land. 🙃
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Getting concerned with inability to understand when something isn’t AI 😬

Yeah, this looks fake and bad because the person is on a green screen and was lit in a way that clashes with the lighting of the stock footage they’ve been added into…

Humans can be incompetent. That hasn’t gone away. 😭
September 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
All of the new presenters in this Apple Keynote feel incredibly awkward…

And yet, all of the SVPs feel incredibly excited—just not sure if that’s genuine excitement or if they’ve gotten better at acting. 🎭
September 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“We’ve added Bright, which brightens skin tones…”

*as an Asian woman is shown on screen*

😬

I guess Apple decided leaning into skin bleaching was worth it to capture the South Korean market, but my God…
September 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Said billionaires are bad.

Got told I hate women because Taylor Swift is a billionaire…
September 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I finally check DMs and then DMs go down…
September 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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may @theonion.com never perish
August 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Imposing a tariff on my bhole
April 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thanks to TikTok I’ve learned:

In NYC there are two men who wrap themselves in carpet rolls, and lie in public to be stepped on.

One is Kevin, the other is Giorgio.

And they have beef.
September 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM