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Dr Dan Baldock
@djbaldock.bsky.social
He/him. Neurodivergent. Says a lot of nonsense.
Lecturer in Biology/Forensic Biology and professional nerd.
My opinions are my own, ESPECIALLY about D&D.
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You could say I was ready for the #Severance finale. Please enjoy all of my office decor equally.
March 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Anyone else playing #Avowed? Obviously I immediately chose green Garrus as my companion.
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February 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hi I'm Dan, I'm 42 today, I have a PhD and am very professional - that's why I'm wearing my Karlach t-shirt to work today #baldursgate3
February 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Anyone else been playing #EternalStrands? Slick, fun game that gives me Dragon Age vibes, I like it.
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It is January 29th, 2025, and I find myself spending money for SCIENCE and listening to...Enya?
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January 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
January 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Finally managed a solid #D&D session - the party went shopping, decided to investigate a haunted island, ate (stripy) fish and made a racist cry. So far, so good!
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January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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when you hit 30 years old you should unlock fast travel
January 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you're not watching #severance, you really should be. Please, remember to enjoy all episodes equally.
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January 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me when people are wondering why I completely dissociate after too much social activity:
January 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I have discovered, on today, 12th January 2025, that I do better science when listening to Rammstein.
January 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS.
December 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 5:33 AM
As it is 9:15 am, and I am organising my work for the day, of COURSE I am listening to Combichrist. Sorry to whoever is in the office next door.
December 10, 2024 at 9:14 AM
When you're supposed to be marking your work, but open up Etsy in three tabs, and now I'm looking at kawaii fruit, cyberpunk stuff and xenomorph regalia. Sigh.
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December 7, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
We are getting ever closer to the Cyberpunk 2077 timeline: America in chaos, AI everywhere, and more importantly, I just bought Amazon-branded toilet roll.

ENJOY YOUR CORPORATE BRANDED TOILET PAPER CITIZEN.
November 24, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with.
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Open Day at work today, so here's some evidence that I occasionally dress a little smarter. Only a little bit though 😄
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 AM
My #baldursgate3 obsession continues with Karlach just chilling on her phone (GaloriousArt on Etsy).
November 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
In case you're wondering where my head is at today, I just typed Google into Google, to search Google for Google. I can just picture the Google AI:
March 7, 2024 at 11:32 AM
It may take a while to switch over to this, because y'know #autism but I will do my best!
February 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM