DJ B-rekt
@djb-rekt.bsky.social
Aggressively amateur and wildly untrained, I make music for at least 7 people.
My name is actually very clever & funny. You're just going to have to trust me on that.
Streaming on everything.
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My name is actually very clever & funny. You're just going to have to trust me on that.
Streaming on everything.
🎧
🎮
DEATH is a property of MURDER
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
DEATH is a property of MURDER
I know this isn't the right place to ask, but I'm hoping somebody can help me understand something:
Why do major news outlets insist on using photoshop to enlarge Charlie's face? We've all seen him, we all know his face was much, much, much, much tinier than that, so who are they trying to fool?
Why do major news outlets insist on using photoshop to enlarge Charlie's face? We've all seen him, we all know his face was much, much, much, much tinier than that, so who are they trying to fool?
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I know this isn't the right place to ask, but I'm hoping somebody can help me understand something:
Why do major news outlets insist on using photoshop to enlarge Charlie's face? We've all seen him, we all know his face was much, much, much, much tinier than that, so who are they trying to fool?
Why do major news outlets insist on using photoshop to enlarge Charlie's face? We've all seen him, we all know his face was much, much, much, much tinier than that, so who are they trying to fool?
The faster you reach the final boss, the longer it takes to beat
Just to watch speedrunners lose their minds
Just to watch speedrunners lose their minds
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
The faster you reach the final boss, the longer it takes to beat
Just to watch speedrunners lose their minds
Just to watch speedrunners lose their minds
Babe, wake up, new Purity Test just dropped
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Babe, wake up, new Purity Test just dropped
Can I enjoy Z if I haven't beaten A-Y yet, or are the first 25 games too plot relevant?
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Can I enjoy Z if I haven't beaten A-Y yet, or are the first 25 games too plot relevant?
How can you properly hate something without intimate, first-hand knowledge of all the ways it sucks?
You gotta do the academic work so you can become an accredited Hater and receive tenure in the field.
You gotta do the academic work so you can become an accredited Hater and receive tenure in the field.
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 AM
How can you properly hate something without intimate, first-hand knowledge of all the ways it sucks?
You gotta do the academic work so you can become an accredited Hater and receive tenure in the field.
You gotta do the academic work so you can become an accredited Hater and receive tenure in the field.
Like, I get the points from playing your game, right? So if I drop them, I want to regain them so I don't have to play your game as much? And if I don't retrieve them, then I'll have to play your game more? If playing your game is considered punishment, what the hell are we even doing here man.
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Like, I get the points from playing your game, right? So if I drop them, I want to regain them so I don't have to play your game as much? And if I don't retrieve them, then I'll have to play your game more? If playing your game is considered punishment, what the hell are we even doing here man.
Season 1 has a few episodes that aren't horrible, but beyond that: no, South Park is not funny. Every episode has a single, barely amusing concept that they proceed to beat you over the head with for half an hour straight until all semblance of humor and entertainment has been completely decimated.
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Season 1 has a few episodes that aren't horrible, but beyond that: no, South Park is not funny. Every episode has a single, barely amusing concept that they proceed to beat you over the head with for half an hour straight until all semblance of humor and entertainment has been completely decimated.
All I want for Christmas is Burnout 3 HD
"Burnout 3 Remastered"?
"Burnout 3 Reburned"?
"Burnout 3: Ultimate Takedown Edition"?
"Burnout 3: The Reburn?
"Burnout 3 2 1 GO"?
They can call it whatever stupid thing they want idgaf
"Burnout 3 Remastered"?
"Burnout 3 Reburned"?
"Burnout 3: Ultimate Takedown Edition"?
"Burnout 3: The Reburn?
"Burnout 3 2 1 GO"?
They can call it whatever stupid thing they want idgaf
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is Burnout 3 HD
"Burnout 3 Remastered"?
"Burnout 3 Reburned"?
"Burnout 3: Ultimate Takedown Edition"?
"Burnout 3: The Reburn?
"Burnout 3 2 1 GO"?
They can call it whatever stupid thing they want idgaf
"Burnout 3 Remastered"?
"Burnout 3 Reburned"?
"Burnout 3: Ultimate Takedown Edition"?
"Burnout 3: The Reburn?
"Burnout 3 2 1 GO"?
They can call it whatever stupid thing they want idgaf
Watch_Dogs 2 is some of the most fun you can have in an open world game, assuming all you want to do is run around hacking people and their cars & get civilians arrested & fly drones, and you never ever want to do any story missions ever.
Such an amazing little toybox, but that's as far as it goes.
Such an amazing little toybox, but that's as far as it goes.
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Watch_Dogs 2 is some of the most fun you can have in an open world game, assuming all you want to do is run around hacking people and their cars & get civilians arrested & fly drones, and you never ever want to do any story missions ever.
Such an amazing little toybox, but that's as far as it goes.
Such an amazing little toybox, but that's as far as it goes.
AI and Inspiration could not have any less to do with each other
AI, by design, lacks any sense of inspiration at all. It's just taking ideas from others and repackaging them. It's literally impossible to get true inspiration from AI, only mimicry.
AI, by design, lacks any sense of inspiration at all. It's just taking ideas from others and repackaging them. It's literally impossible to get true inspiration from AI, only mimicry.
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
AI and Inspiration could not have any less to do with each other
AI, by design, lacks any sense of inspiration at all. It's just taking ideas from others and repackaging them. It's literally impossible to get true inspiration from AI, only mimicry.
AI, by design, lacks any sense of inspiration at all. It's just taking ideas from others and repackaging them. It's literally impossible to get true inspiration from AI, only mimicry.