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DJ B-rekt
@djb-rekt.bsky.social
Aggressively amateur and wildly untrained, I make music for at least 7 people.
My name is actually very clever & funny. You're just going to have to trust me on that.

Streaming on everything.
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HELEXOPATH is now available on Spotify & YouTube (and most other music streaming services soon)

An official soundtrack to a video game that doesn't exist, it's the best way to revisit the greatest moments of the game you never played!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

#music #newmusic #musicsky #album
HELEXOPATH Official Game Soundtrack
open.spotify.com
Don't get me wrong: I love Monster Hunter, but there is something just inherently *wrong* with the control scheme.

I can jump back into almost any game I haven't played in years and my muscle memory is back at 100% within 30 minutes.

But MH? Never. It's like having a brain injury every single time
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It will never cease to amaze me that Bandlab shut down Cakewalk many months ago but I still use it every day because all I have to do to make it work is set my computer clock back like I'm playing Animal Crossing
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
this am song

you is click & me is make $0.0003

someday me be rich

open.spotify.com/track/2dKNWs...
WAIT (3-2 tunnel)
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December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I made this. It's weird. I like it. You won't.

But that's okay, that's pretty much how it goes when I make music. If I wanted mass appeal I'd learn what a "chord progression" is instead of just slapping random notes in a synthesizer for five minutes.

youtu.be/YUdG0jJwfKQ

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WORRY (2-2 village)
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December 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I've been playing too much Dungeon Keeper lately, and I think I might actually hate it more often than not.

The premise is allegedly "defend your evil dungeon against hostile hero invaders" but 80% of it is actually "defend your evil dungeon against this completely identical evil dungeon".

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December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We've all been there: it's Christmas morning but oh no! You forgot a card to go with your thoughtful gift! Not to worry, Wonderbread has you covered:
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'm sure Gunhouse is a lot of fun for somebody who isn't me

Unfortunately I am me, and me hates Gunhouse a lot

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December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"This game is a cozy survival crafting roguelike..."
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Man, I hate this song. I don't know why I made it.

I don't know why I'm posting it, either.

...who is this for?

open.spotify.com/track/1HGqjm...
Ice Cream Party Bus
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December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Spotify please

please stop

I already hate wrapped I can't hate it any harder
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
monthly listeners are up +600% from this time last month

sorry but I have no idea what I did that you liked so I can't promise I'll do it again

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December 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Big fan of this track. The outro especially makes me very happy.

As is typical for my work, it:

1) has an intro that's way too long
2) is repetitive as hell
3) translates very poorly to phone speakers

youtu.be/6OQGMLObOJw

#music #newmusic #musicsky #originalmusic #selfproducedmusic #a6thhashtag
DREAMER (end)
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November 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I love me a classic jankfest nightmare game from the mid 2000's.

Last week's trash heap was 「Rat Hunter」, an unintelligible romp through a sea of masked clones who turn into a cloud of red mist when they die.

This week it's 「Metathrone」. After only 30 minutes, I can tell this is gonna be rough.

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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
What do you mean nobody is listening to my new album? It had no marketing, no advertisements, no hype, no post-release events, and contains nothing unique to make it stand out from the 10,000 other releases that came out on the same day! Where did I go wrong?
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I've been using the same keyboard for 16 years. It is a miracle of keyboard manufacturing: not only does every key still work flawlessly, but none of the printing is even slightly worn. I don't know how; I use it every day.

When it breaks I'm going to be devastated, as if a family member has died.
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
On today's episode of AI Is A Liar And A Moron:
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I can't get over this: the number of lies AI is willing to tell me about myself is absurd

「Beings (Expedition Overland)」 was:

1. released in 2016
2. composed by woodrowgerber, I had nothing to do with it
3. an album, not a single

and

4. 「IN THE RED」 was released in 2023
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My new passtime is asking AI about myself and seeing what kind of lies it makes up about me.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
AI is fucking stupid.

All I have to do is ask it for information about myself before 2023 and I consistently get new, false information.
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
AI is fucking stupid

It literally just makes things up
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
AI is fucking stupid.

I started releasing music in 2023.
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This track is a personal favorite from the new album.

Could it use a little work?
Probably.

Is it repetitive as hell?
Absolutely.

Am I leading up to something with this asking-questions-nobody-asked bit?
Unlikely.

youtu.be/egUfWsMaqrM?...

#music #shamelessselfpromotion #justifymyexistence
DRIVER (4-1 enclave2)
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November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Some people are haunted by ghosts

Some people are haunted by their misdeeds

I am haunted by the fact that I sold my bitcoins when they hit $100 💀
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I don't make any money because I don't have any marketing. I can't afford any marketing because I don't have any money. I don't make any money because I don't have any marketing. I can't afford any marketing because I don't have any money. I don't make any money because I don't have any marketing. I
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
HELEXOPATH is now available on Spotify & YouTube (and most other music streaming services soon)

An official soundtrack to a video game that doesn't exist, it's the best way to revisit the greatest moments of the game you never played!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

#music #newmusic #musicsky #album
HELEXOPATH Official Game Soundtrack
open.spotify.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM