Nvm all is right in the world my dog is cuddling me 🧡

I don't let ppl like this in my life anymore and my bullshit tolerance is low but I think this is so funny in hindsight

I see myself staying single until I die because I don't think I'm a good partner to people, but the parasites want me to copulate

I want to love and be loved, but I've been hurt at every turn during my development that I don't think I actually know what love is?

Stuck in the past still yearning for people who will never ever reciprocate because it's easier than faking being happy in a relationship; when every part of being in a relationship is terrifying. 😦 egad.

Me sitting on the couch minding my business.
The marvelous brown four legged velociraptor:

Definition of insanity type shit

I can deep clean my room, I can set it ablaze and build it up and these stupid fucking things still show up. ATP I cannot let my dog in here cus I can't seem to be rid of the nefarious respawning blades from hell

God forbid a man have a dog as his pfp in this day and age

ts is buns

I don't even want to make a new account, I have to. because some scumbag keeps logging in and messaging my family. they trust me cus I'm the tech savvy one and keep getting their info stolen cus of it 🖕

I've been trying to setup a new Facebook for over a year now on and off and every single time I am stopped because my old account that's been compromised is using the phone number already. But they won't let me change the password to the old one lmao

I don't even put this much milk in my homemade mac. I really am from an ingredient household