I try to be whimsical and full of glee but the parasites tell me to go ghost
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I try to be whimsical and full of glee but the parasites tell me to go ghost
Lowkeh still think abt the good friends I lost cus they assumed my pointless rambles on my old priv twitter account were abt them and then proceeded to treat me like shit after. Like yeah it wasn't about you but now it is, congrats? Crazy mfs
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Lowkeh still think abt the good friends I lost cus they assumed my pointless rambles on my old priv twitter account were abt them and then proceeded to treat me like shit after. Like yeah it wasn't about you but now it is, congrats? Crazy mfs
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The lion doesn’t concern himself with the command prompt windows that flash then disappear when he boots up his computer
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The lion doesn’t concern himself with the command prompt windows that flash then disappear when he boots up his computer
All my exes are getting married and I'm still single because I destroy every good thing in my life methodically because I am afraid of being hurt again 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
All my exes are getting married and I'm still single because I destroy every good thing in my life methodically because I am afraid of being hurt again 🥴
Get a dog they said
It'll be fun they said
His balls dropped and he decided it was appropriate to attack me
It'll be fun they said
His balls dropped and he decided it was appropriate to attack me
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Get a dog they said
It'll be fun they said
His balls dropped and he decided it was appropriate to attack me
It'll be fun they said
His balls dropped and he decided it was appropriate to attack me
I used up my luck for the rest of the year cus tell me why I woke up with a razor blade stuck flat against my ass cheek and it somehow didn't cut me
Also where the fuck do these keep coming from Jesus Christ
Also where the fuck do these keep coming from Jesus Christ
October 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I used up my luck for the rest of the year cus tell me why I woke up with a razor blade stuck flat against my ass cheek and it somehow didn't cut me
Also where the fuck do these keep coming from Jesus Christ
Also where the fuck do these keep coming from Jesus Christ
I cannot woof bark my way out of this one
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I cannot woof bark my way out of this one
Cutting onions never made my eyes water, he says while taking a huge bite out of a raw onion
October 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Cutting onions never made my eyes water, he says while taking a huge bite out of a raw onion
Why is my entire discover timeline on this profile babyfur stuff??? I don't have any opinion on it but it's not my cup of tea and I swear it's all I see 😭
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why is my entire discover timeline on this profile babyfur stuff??? I don't have any opinion on it but it's not my cup of tea and I swear it's all I see 😭
Facebook and insta are exceptionally good at making sure you cannot use the service because they won't let you make an account without immediately banning you for no reason other than the sin of wanting to sign up.
October 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Facebook and insta are exceptionally good at making sure you cannot use the service because they won't let you make an account without immediately banning you for no reason other than the sin of wanting to sign up.
Why does hamburger helper require so much milk I'm going to fucking die
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Why does hamburger helper require so much milk I'm going to fucking die
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Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with a person I talk to and then I see they play overwatch/league/fortnite and it makes a lot more sense
September 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with a person I talk to and then I see they play overwatch/league/fortnite and it makes a lot more sense
Can't sleep... thinking abt new methods of dog training because my mini monster is not so mini anymore 🙂
September 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Can't sleep... thinking abt new methods of dog training because my mini monster is not so mini anymore 🙂
if i were to die and learned a bitch who never spoke to me is commenting under my stuff like we were friends I'm haunting them and breaking their shit like in the sims
September 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
if i were to die and learned a bitch who never spoke to me is commenting under my stuff like we were friends I'm haunting them and breaking their shit like in the sims
Oomf touching his balls on the TL
September 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Oomf touching his balls on the TL
drawing a cock in less than 20 seconds in front of my mom wasn't on my 2025 bingo but it was a power move
August 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
drawing a cock in less than 20 seconds in front of my mom wasn't on my 2025 bingo but it was a power move
I love being outside but why does my skin feel like it's being burnt with a hot iron whenever the sun hits it.
August 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love being outside but why does my skin feel like it's being burnt with a hot iron whenever the sun hits it.
I be hating on here a lot but truth be told I don't care about 90% of the stuff I talk about beyond a surface level. I just use texting as a coping method for overstimulation
August 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I be hating on here a lot but truth be told I don't care about 90% of the stuff I talk about beyond a surface level. I just use texting as a coping method for overstimulation
Nsfw gposers be fake asf cus they only tell you happy birthday if you post hole
August 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nsfw gposers be fake asf cus they only tell you happy birthday if you post hole
Giving up animation as a hobby fixed a lot of what was wrong with me mentally I'm ngl. I used to spend like all of my time on my computer because I was animating which lead to me being exposed to a lot of crazy chronically online shit
August 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Giving up animation as a hobby fixed a lot of what was wrong with me mentally I'm ngl. I used to spend like all of my time on my computer because I was animating which lead to me being exposed to a lot of crazy chronically online shit
I left and ghosted an entire friend group once cus they forgot my birthday and to this day I still feel pretty justified in doing so I'm ngl
August 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I left and ghosted an entire friend group once cus they forgot my birthday and to this day I still feel pretty justified in doing so I'm ngl
