That's the exact face I was making the whole time

Mine asked me if I had ever wished I was tall. I asked if that meant she didn't think I was already tall. She said "well... I'm almost the same height as you and I'M not tall..."

Stay tuned for the spreadsheet where I figure out, mathematically, whether I am overreacting in any given situation.

Let's fucking go

Some findings:
-I'm a lot more sentimental about shirts than trousers
-you CAN break down your feelings into a scientific formula
-my statistically favourite outfit is one that I have already worn, but even better than that it was as a matching outfit with someone else

This also means that I've finally figured out, statistically, which is my favourite in all clothing categories.

How am I doing? Well. I've named all of my shirts and pit them against each other in a cut throat battle where they all have to prove their usefulness and loyalty to me. I've somehow managed to personify them and detach myself from them emotionally in one fell swoop.