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I can be everyone's lesbian husband
Being in the centre of a group photo and sitting up straight while everyone else leans in to get in the shot so you look like jesus at the last supper
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Being in the centre of a group photo and sitting up straight while everyone else leans in to get in the shot so you look like jesus at the last supper
Hang on kid's bones are GREEN????
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hang on kid's bones are GREEN????
I may have been misgendered in this first aid course but so was one of the cis men doing it so I think I win actually
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I may have been misgendered in this first aid course but so was one of the cis men doing it so I think I win actually
Doing my first aid course wearing the t-shirt I had made from my MRI photos of my fractured foot. Do you think the paramedics will find this funny.
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Doing my first aid course wearing the t-shirt I had made from my MRI photos of my fractured foot. Do you think the paramedics will find this funny.
I am going to build a home free of evil spoons, thereby breaking a cycle of trauma that has been ongoing in my family for generations.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am going to build a home free of evil spoons, thereby breaking a cycle of trauma that has been ongoing in my family for generations.
The children yearn for the toxic yaoi
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The children yearn for the toxic yaoi
Sibling Mitski discussion circle
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sibling Mitski discussion circle
Every time I visit my family I learn something new and insane about their current residence. Last time the dishes were in the filing cabinet. Now none of the light switches are light switches. I will never be able to Intuit my way around this place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Every time I visit my family I learn something new and insane about their current residence. Last time the dishes were in the filing cabinet. Now none of the light switches are light switches. I will never be able to Intuit my way around this place.
I'm in a bad place rn. And by that I mean Ennis train station.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm in a bad place rn. And by that I mean Ennis train station.
Ar an traein arís
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Ar an traein arís
Had a horrible stress dream that someone asked me on a date. Woke up feeling like I was being hunted for sport. I'm doing fine.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Had a horrible stress dream that someone asked me on a date. Woke up feeling like I was being hunted for sport. I'm doing fine.
No better way to keep your ego in check than hanging out with younger siblings. They are completely without mercy.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
No better way to keep your ego in check than hanging out with younger siblings. They are completely without mercy.
"Men and women can never just be friends"? You guys don't even seem to like each other when you're in a relationship what do you MEAN
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"Men and women can never just be friends"? You guys don't even seem to like each other when you're in a relationship what do you MEAN
I'm clearing out my wardrobe and because I'm normal I've decided to make a spreadsheet cataloguing and categorising every item of clothing I own so that I can decide what to keep.
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm clearing out my wardrobe and because I'm normal I've decided to make a spreadsheet cataloguing and categorising every item of clothing I own so that I can decide what to keep.
Too many onion ring...
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Too many onion ring...
I may be misunderstanding social cues but I'm doing it in a new, fun way that makes everyone intrigued by me and whatever I have going on
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I may be misunderstanding social cues but I'm doing it in a new, fun way that makes everyone intrigued by me and whatever I have going on
I really feel like I was born to be the age that I am right now
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I really feel like I was born to be the age that I am right now
My schedule for this morning:
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My schedule for this morning:
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview
Always find it so funny when people gender me as male in public and then apologise when I speak or something. Like girl do you think I look like this by accident.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Always find it so funny when people gender me as male in public and then apologise when I speak or something. Like girl do you think I look like this by accident.
Ever since I broke my foot I get the urge to take my shoes off when I'm on the train. One step closer to the wizard.
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Ever since I broke my foot I get the urge to take my shoes off when I'm on the train. One step closer to the wizard.
I'm so ready to be in my mid twenties I've started it off muttering job interview answers under my breath in bed
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm so ready to be in my mid twenties I've started it off muttering job interview answers under my breath in bed
I'm officially going to be in my mid 20s as of tomorrow. I'm currently prepping for a promotion interview AND applying for a big boy apartment. What's next???? What if someone proposes to me, what do I do then? I'd be so pissed off.
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm officially going to be in my mid 20s as of tomorrow. I'm currently prepping for a promotion interview AND applying for a big boy apartment. What's next???? What if someone proposes to me, what do I do then? I'd be so pissed off.
Open plan houses are great for pacing around broodingly
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Open plan houses are great for pacing around broodingly
It's called poeTRY not poeDO, which is why I will never finish one
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It's called poeTRY not poeDO, which is why I will never finish one
I would have been annoying as fuck if I was a patron of the arts in times before recorded music. Telling the bard to play the same song on repeat for 8 hours and such.
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I would have been annoying as fuck if I was a patron of the arts in times before recorded music. Telling the bard to play the same song on repeat for 8 hours and such.