The new bar cum restaurant at the Conrad Dubai - great pub but needs less heavy metal music and some European bar staff - is that racist not really just practical

There I am 5 days into retirement enjoying myself and some fecker says they need a window cleaner and I say hold my beer while I get me ladders our kid

Just 1.5 hours of “Happy Hour” to go

My last visit to the Executive Lounge at the Hilton Charles de Gaulle Airport as a working man - 11 years and around 250 stays

Happiness is no longer a Hamlet but 16 points clear and a pint of Timothy Taylor’s comes close

That much possession and 1 shot on target ….

I’m with you George

Wish me luck as we head off for church. Wrapped up warm, clean underwear on (just in case), this is going to be like an episode of Ice Road Truckers… except we’ll be in an Audi and there’s no ice but almost a blizzard

Seriously did any of us think this would be the Christmas of our dreams 🥳

So OK the Fulham result was disappointing but 10 v 11 they did well but if anyone had said LFC will be 4 points clear with a game in hand the week before the Christmas games would you really have said “Of course they will” 🥴

Seriously 🤣🤣