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ditzy.bsky.social
May
@ditzy.bsky.social
She/her 22 🇸🇪
Physics and computer science student
I can solve the Rubik's cube slowly and that is about the limit of my cognitive function
Weeeee
April 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by May
back when i was a new player and I went to majors I'd be too anxious to ask for friendlies. so i would sit at a setup and play vs a cpu hoping someone went up to me. it was a sad sight.

now that I'm a ranked eu player i still do that. but now it's kind of raw. it exudes aura. i like this change.
March 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I find it really funny how all trans people I know are into bondage.

And whenever someone is like "no I am not" I just ask if they would't like it if their partner tied them up and played with them, and they just turn into a blushing mess thinking about it.
February 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stopped taking my "normal pills" today. So sorry if I act differently from this point
February 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am god's strongest soldier
January 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I got a super cute 3D printed Snom for Christmas and I am so in love with it!
December 25, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Got all EX cards and the full art celibi within the first 11 packs. Still 254 hourglasses left and only need 5 more cards from the deck.
My self control is out of this world
December 17, 2024 at 11:03 AM
This ditzy gal had a wonderful time being social according to my scores
Last night in Melee:

1. Kalvar won Pho Tai Melee, beating bonfire10 and Ember (NH)

2. ORLY won Tripoint, beating lovestory4a and dz (IL)

3. Ditzy won Kappa Clash, beating Sharp and BigM (Sverige)

4. BigTimeRush won Sonny’s Sweet Sixteen, beating Zephan and Defy (AZ)
December 14, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I have the most insane plot armor. I actually suffer from main character syndrome
December 14, 2024 at 11:03 AM
My self control is out of this world
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Luigi's Mansion killed the UnitedHealth CEO?!?
December 10, 2024 at 12:01 AM
That was fast. Feel free to add me if you play the silly game
December 9, 2024 at 10:57 AM
If I follow you on Twitter and I don't follow you here please poke me. I want to see more friends on my timeline
November 25, 2024 at 2:18 PM
DUDE WHAT
November 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Did great in my first two courses during my masters. I am very proud of myself for basically jumping in blind in computer science and doing so well
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Sex is cool but have you ever had 7+ mil loot raid?
November 17, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Playing Skylanders with my boyfriend because I have a few days of free time ^^
November 1, 2024 at 10:58 AM
October 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Running has been progressing insanely fast. I will try to break 22 min in the 5k this weekend, then take it easier for a week then start working to try to break 20 minutes before the end of the year.

Very optimistic and unrealistic goal but I will do what I can!
October 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I like that I am trying to increase my long runs while being careful and staying in zone 2, and Strava is all like "Good run bestie, however a tad bit slow now innit?"

I am doing my best here to stay injury free, leave me alone stupid fitness AI ;_;
October 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Reading ASOIAF again and I am at the red wedding and I don't want to read anymore ;_;

It is so much worse than I remember. They just spent half a chapter planning out in detail how to take back the north and now this ;____;
October 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I do a 5km parkrun every week to track my progress now that I am running again. I have gone from a 27 minute time to a 22 minute time in just seven week.

With this I can confidently say that I will break the world record in 14 weeks, and run a negative time in about 30 weeks from now 😤
October 19, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I should make this account just running and Rubik's cubing and pretend I don't know what melee is
October 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
new pb :>
June 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Sub 20 next >:3
May 13, 2024 at 1:47 PM