Ditchdoc
@ditchdocactual.bsky.social
Navy veteran, paramedic, volunteer firefighter, college student, dad to soon to be college student, and husband to @ninjava.bsky.social. I'm here to piss and moan about my job, share stupid memes, and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
April 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Now, as a parent sending my kiddo off to college, this scene hits so much harder
April 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Now, as a parent sending my kiddo off to college, this scene hits so much harder
Fucking conservatives have zero media literacy. Truth, Justice, and the American Way, hasn't been the blue boy scout's motto since 2021. Hell, he renounced his US citizenship in 2011. (Action Comics 900). Superman stands for Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow
April 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Fucking conservatives have zero media literacy. Truth, Justice, and the American Way, hasn't been the blue boy scout's motto since 2021. Hell, he renounced his US citizenship in 2011. (Action Comics 900). Superman stands for Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow
I don't appreciate my continued ed calling me out like this
April 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I don't appreciate my continued ed calling me out like this
Me when my patient coded en route to the hospital today.
April 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Me when my patient coded en route to the hospital today.
These are different jobs in the navy. I've done both, I started my career as undes and I left the navy as an Ordnanceman
December 31, 2024 at 1:19 AM
These are different jobs in the navy. I've done both, I started my career as undes and I left the navy as an Ordnanceman
Them: "What did you do at work on Christmas Eve?"
Me: "Oh,nothing much."
Me: "Oh,nothing much."
December 25, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Them: "What did you do at work on Christmas Eve?"
Me: "Oh,nothing much."
Me: "Oh,nothing much."
EMS, the forgotten and often abused illegitimate child of emergency medicine and first response.
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
EMS, the forgotten and often abused illegitimate child of emergency medicine and first response.
1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded. ...
2. Never point a weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot. ...
3. Keep your trigger finger straight and off the trigger. ...
4. Keep your weapon on safe until you intend to fire.
2. Never point a weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot. ...
3. Keep your trigger finger straight and off the trigger. ...
4. Keep your weapon on safe until you intend to fire.
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 AM
1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded. ...
2. Never point a weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot. ...
3. Keep your trigger finger straight and off the trigger. ...
4. Keep your weapon on safe until you intend to fire.
2. Never point a weapon at anything you don't intend to shoot. ...
3. Keep your trigger finger straight and off the trigger. ...
4. Keep your weapon on safe until you intend to fire.
* Note this is not me or a patient that has been under my care.*
I have worked in EMS for almost 9 years now. In the 16,000 plus hours I have spent on duty, and in my experience, this has been the most effective way that I have gotten a patient to be at ease during a transport.
I have worked in EMS for almost 9 years now. In the 16,000 plus hours I have spent on duty, and in my experience, this has been the most effective way that I have gotten a patient to be at ease during a transport.
November 18, 2024 at 12:05 PM
* Note this is not me or a patient that has been under my care.*
I have worked in EMS for almost 9 years now. In the 16,000 plus hours I have spent on duty, and in my experience, this has been the most effective way that I have gotten a patient to be at ease during a transport.
I have worked in EMS for almost 9 years now. In the 16,000 plus hours I have spent on duty, and in my experience, this has been the most effective way that I have gotten a patient to be at ease during a transport.
*Queues up Dual of the Fates*
November 8, 2024 at 9:25 PM
*Queues up Dual of the Fates*