DistinctlyMediocre
@distinctlymediocre.bsky.social
He/Him
🇯🇲✊🏽 Jamaican (trapped in 🇬🇧)
⚽👴🏽 Retired athlete/coach
😼♥ Cat holic
↰🧠 Neurodivergent
💍👨🏽 Real-Life Husbando
☭✊🏽 Commie Bastard
a.k.a. 37thchamber / academydropout / professah k / Inazuma / Thor Codinson
🇯🇲✊🏽 Jamaican (trapped in 🇬🇧)
⚽👴🏽 Retired athlete/coach
😼♥ Cat holic
↰🧠 Neurodivergent
💍👨🏽 Real-Life Husbando
☭✊🏽 Commie Bastard
a.k.a. 37thchamber / academydropout / professah k / Inazuma / Thor Codinson
😤 I said what I said
June 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
😤 I said what I said
I had a crazy idea this week... We had leftover rice, and some Oxtail... So I attempted to make Oxtail fried rice.
Not the best fried rice I've made, tbh. Too much moisture and I think the seasoning will need tweaks... but the concept has legs 👀
Not the best fried rice I've made, tbh. Too much moisture and I think the seasoning will need tweaks... but the concept has legs 👀
May 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I had a crazy idea this week... We had leftover rice, and some Oxtail... So I attempted to make Oxtail fried rice.
Not the best fried rice I've made, tbh. Too much moisture and I think the seasoning will need tweaks... but the concept has legs 👀
Not the best fried rice I've made, tbh. Too much moisture and I think the seasoning will need tweaks... but the concept has legs 👀
My sons are still adorable little gremlin pricks. That is all.
August 3, 2024 at 9:59 PM
My sons are still adorable little gremlin pricks. That is all.
The results of said class.
I'm an artisan now 😤
I'm an artisan now 😤
January 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The results of said class.
I'm an artisan now 😤
I'm an artisan now 😤
Now... I'm not particularly religious myself, but I recognise a double standard when I see one. He's right.
That this is only really being brought up in the context of Benzema being accused of having links to a controversial Islamist group is... Not good. But it's a valid point nonetheless.
That this is only really being brought up in the context of Benzema being accused of having links to a controversial Islamist group is... Not good. But it's a valid point nonetheless.
January 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Now... I'm not particularly religious myself, but I recognise a double standard when I see one. He's right.
That this is only really being brought up in the context of Benzema being accused of having links to a controversial Islamist group is... Not good. But it's a valid point nonetheless.
That this is only really being brought up in the context of Benzema being accused of having links to a controversial Islamist group is... Not good. But it's a valid point nonetheless.
My bitey void son hopes you cheer up soon 🙏🏽
January 13, 2024 at 8:55 PM
My bitey void son hopes you cheer up soon 🙏🏽
Look at this handsome little agent of chaos. Look at him. Adorable ass motherfucker.
December 28, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Look at this handsome little agent of chaos. Look at him. Adorable ass motherfucker.
Villacord in a bit of a meltdown tonight. But it's not like we didn't predict that the blades would be the banana skin. One guy was almost frighteningly accurate in his prediction actually...
December 23, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Villacord in a bit of a meltdown tonight. But it's not like we didn't predict that the blades would be the banana skin. One guy was almost frighteningly accurate in his prediction actually...
Let's just say... The next time I visited my dad he was sat on the stairs like this
December 21, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Let's just say... The next time I visited my dad he was sat on the stairs like this
Are you saying you didn't unlock your Real DNA? 🤔
December 21, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Are you saying you didn't unlock your Real DNA? 🤔
These stats really don't tell the whole story tbh.
Man City were off the pace but man, that's one of the best performances I've seen from Villa in my lifetime.
One of the most thorough 1-0 beatings I've seen.
Man City were off the pace but man, that's one of the best performances I've seen from Villa in my lifetime.
One of the most thorough 1-0 beatings I've seen.
December 6, 2023 at 10:22 PM
These stats really don't tell the whole story tbh.
Man City were off the pace but man, that's one of the best performances I've seen from Villa in my lifetime.
One of the most thorough 1-0 beatings I've seen.
Man City were off the pace but man, that's one of the best performances I've seen from Villa in my lifetime.
One of the most thorough 1-0 beatings I've seen.
Good ebening to all Premier League fans 😊
December 6, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Good ebening to all Premier League fans 😊
Back again, chilling with the bitey void son.
This lasted about 45 seconds before he ran off to terrorise mom because he heard a food wrapper rustling lol
This lasted about 45 seconds before he ran off to terrorise mom because he heard a food wrapper rustling lol
December 4, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Back again, chilling with the bitey void son.
This lasted about 45 seconds before he ran off to terrorise mom because he heard a food wrapper rustling lol
This lasted about 45 seconds before he ran off to terrorise mom because he heard a food wrapper rustling lol
My wife critiqued my paper 😂
November 30, 2023 at 2:03 PM
My wife critiqued my paper 😂
Crying and throwing up rn
London?! 😭
London?! 😭
November 29, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Crying and throwing up rn
London?! 😭
London?! 😭
Mutant: I have the power to-
Rogue: *We* have the power
Rogue: *We* have the power
November 28, 2023 at 9:45 AM
Mutant: I have the power to-
Rogue: *We* have the power
Rogue: *We* have the power
Here is my older son. Jerry, Chief of Security, Captain Fuzzy Bollocks (boots when there are children present), Admiral Poopy Paws, the ginger gremlin.
He is a bellend. But I love him anyway.
Except when he's bullying Tony.
He is a bellend. But I love him anyway.
Except when he's bullying Tony.
November 24, 2023 at 10:39 AM
Here is my older son. Jerry, Chief of Security, Captain Fuzzy Bollocks (boots when there are children present), Admiral Poopy Paws, the ginger gremlin.
He is a bellend. But I love him anyway.
Except when he's bullying Tony.
He is a bellend. But I love him anyway.
Except when he's bullying Tony.
Let me introduce you to my son, the younger, slightly-less-gremlin one.
This is Tony. The teeny, tiny terror. Wobbly mini panther. Stinky little furball. Lacks claw awareness.
He's very playful. Likes terrorising mom while she tries to crochet, wrestling with his brother, and biting things.
This is Tony. The teeny, tiny terror. Wobbly mini panther. Stinky little furball. Lacks claw awareness.
He's very playful. Likes terrorising mom while she tries to crochet, wrestling with his brother, and biting things.
November 23, 2023 at 8:36 AM
Let me introduce you to my son, the younger, slightly-less-gremlin one.
This is Tony. The teeny, tiny terror. Wobbly mini panther. Stinky little furball. Lacks claw awareness.
He's very playful. Likes terrorising mom while she tries to crochet, wrestling with his brother, and biting things.
This is Tony. The teeny, tiny terror. Wobbly mini panther. Stinky little furball. Lacks claw awareness.
He's very playful. Likes terrorising mom while she tries to crochet, wrestling with his brother, and biting things.
Been doing some Islamic art stuff with the wife lately. Always liked geometric patterns, it's been pretty cool learning how to construct them
November 21, 2023 at 10:46 AM
Been doing some Islamic art stuff with the wife lately. Always liked geometric patterns, it's been pretty cool learning how to construct them
Was supposed to see Ezra Collective at a local music festival in summer, but their appearance was cancelled after a storm flooded the park.
A few weeks later, my grandma died. My wife, angel that she is, buys tickets to this show to cheer me up.
Turns out... My joy wasn't stolen after all. IYKYK.
A few weeks later, my grandma died. My wife, angel that she is, buys tickets to this show to cheer me up.
Turns out... My joy wasn't stolen after all. IYKYK.
November 8, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Was supposed to see Ezra Collective at a local music festival in summer, but their appearance was cancelled after a storm flooded the park.
A few weeks later, my grandma died. My wife, angel that she is, buys tickets to this show to cheer me up.
Turns out... My joy wasn't stolen after all. IYKYK.
A few weeks later, my grandma died. My wife, angel that she is, buys tickets to this show to cheer me up.
Turns out... My joy wasn't stolen after all. IYKYK.
I still haven't watched the highlights 🙃
November 6, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I still haven't watched the highlights 🙃
My two sons in a rare "not dickhead" moment. Love these adorable shitheads.
October 8, 2023 at 2:14 PM
My two sons in a rare "not dickhead" moment. Love these adorable shitheads.
Legal question: is it still permissible if one uses the foot to execute said punch?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
October 3, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Legal question: is it still permissible if one uses the foot to execute said punch?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.