@distantvortex.bsky.social
When in doubt, "yes, I am being sarcastic."
This is why their shutdown outrage was so annoying. They will take any any any opportunity/tragedy to hold the nation hostage to make unreasonable demands.
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This is why their shutdown outrage was so annoying. They will take any any any opportunity/tragedy to hold the nation hostage to make unreasonable demands.
It looks like the beard deployed the eyebrows as sentries to watch for danger.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It looks like the beard deployed the eyebrows as sentries to watch for danger.
I love Rob Reiner. Amazing human and a great body of work.
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I love Rob Reiner. Amazing human and a great body of work.
It's in my nature, I suppose.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's in my nature, I suppose.
Nate turned out to be a soft little nugget, didn't he?
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Nate turned out to be a soft little nugget, didn't he?
"Snatching benefits owed to Americans?" Why, that's Trump's job. No one does it better and we won't let any immigrant take that away from him.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"Snatching benefits owed to Americans?" Why, that's Trump's job. No one does it better and we won't let any immigrant take that away from him.
...so brave
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
...so brave
I'll get the opinion bucket...
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'll get the opinion bucket...
Is it weird that "Let the fun begin!" is more disturbing to me than anything else?
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is it weird that "Let the fun begin!" is more disturbing to me than anything else?
Certain regions got hit pretty hard.
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Certain regions got hit pretty hard.
I pick up some things via osmosis, but otherwise nothing. Can't bloody stand his voice and every word is uncut bullshit. No reason to care at all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I pick up some things via osmosis, but otherwise nothing. Can't bloody stand his voice and every word is uncut bullshit. No reason to care at all.
Again? fuck
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Again? fuck
I always tell people this is the most Oniony Onion piece that was ever Onioned.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I always tell people this is the most Oniony Onion piece that was ever Onioned.
It will all continue until the consequences outweigh the profit. We aren't anywhere close to that.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It will all continue until the consequences outweigh the profit. We aren't anywhere close to that.
The Persecution Complex is an essential part of the plan because you use it as an excuse to do terrible things to fellow citizens.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The Persecution Complex is an essential part of the plan because you use it as an excuse to do terrible things to fellow citizens.
This might have awakened something in me, I am terrified to report.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This might have awakened something in me, I am terrified to report.
I trust him about as far as I can drag Melania away from a pile of money. That smile alone is enough to disqualify him.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I trust him about as far as I can drag Melania away from a pile of money. That smile alone is enough to disqualify him.
They never mention "lifelike robotic boyfriends," do they? No, they do not.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They never mention "lifelike robotic boyfriends," do they? No, they do not.
It's literally *why* I follow you, yes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's literally *why* I follow you, yes.