@distantvortex.bsky.social
When in doubt, "yes, I am being sarcastic."
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Very shitty people who become opposed to other very shitty people are still very shitty people
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Very shitty people who become opposed to other very shitty people are still very shitty people
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
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Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
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I just can’t imagine being a 27 year old woman living the high life in New York like “ you know where I gotta go and who I gotta go bang? South Carolina. Mark Sanford.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I just can’t imagine being a 27 year old woman living the high life in New York like “ you know where I gotta go and who I gotta go bang? South Carolina. Mark Sanford.”
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This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
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if you try to talk to me about olivia nuzzi i will treat it as a hostile threat and respond accordingly
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
if you try to talk to me about olivia nuzzi i will treat it as a hostile threat and respond accordingly
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John Fetterman’s cognitive decline raises new questions about Joe Biden’s age.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
John Fetterman’s cognitive decline raises new questions about Joe Biden’s age.
The Devil whispered, "You can't survive the storm!"
And the Trump supporter replied, "Oh yeah? What about antifa?"
And the Devil was all, "Uhh what?"
And the Trump supporter replied, "Oh yeah? What about antifa?"
And the Devil was all, "Uhh what?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Devil whispered, "You can't survive the storm!"
And the Trump supporter replied, "Oh yeah? What about antifa?"
And the Devil was all, "Uhh what?"
And the Trump supporter replied, "Oh yeah? What about antifa?"
And the Devil was all, "Uhh what?"
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That’s the face of a man whose internal monologue is just elevator music.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
That’s the face of a man whose internal monologue is just elevator music.
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
Blaming the shutdown on Democrats is like blaming the fans for a losing season.
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Blaming the shutdown on Democrats is like blaming the fans for a losing season.
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Trump finished the job for Bin Laden.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trump finished the job for Bin Laden.
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Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.
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Ukeleles being strummed en masse. Chickens openly addressing government officials. Line dancing in a public thoroughfare. Frogs, unicorns and dinosaurs getting their interspecies groove on.
Portland is lost. May God and Donald Trump save what's left of the United States of America.
Portland is lost. May God and Donald Trump save what's left of the United States of America.
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ukeleles being strummed en masse. Chickens openly addressing government officials. Line dancing in a public thoroughfare. Frogs, unicorns and dinosaurs getting their interspecies groove on.
Portland is lost. May God and Donald Trump save what's left of the United States of America.
Portland is lost. May God and Donald Trump save what's left of the United States of America.
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“In the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder, Trump’s DOJ deleted a study from its site stating right-wing violence ‘continues to outpace all other types of terrorism & domestic violent extremism’ in 🇺🇸 — The study was available online until Friday.” newrepublic.com/post/200537/...
September 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“In the aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder, Trump’s DOJ deleted a study from its site stating right-wing violence ‘continues to outpace all other types of terrorism & domestic violent extremism’ in 🇺🇸 — The study was available online until Friday.” newrepublic.com/post/200537/...
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Opinion | I’ve dedicated my career to promoting free speech on college campuses. Here’s why the murder of a red state college dropout by another red state college dropout means it’s time to fire liberal professors in blue states.
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Opinion | I’ve dedicated my career to promoting free speech on college campuses. Here’s why the murder of a red state college dropout by another red state college dropout means it’s time to fire liberal professors in blue states.
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How about that.
September 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How about that.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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RIP CBS News
Lord save us:
"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."
"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."
The Bari Market
With Paramount securely in his pocket, David Ellison is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told.
puck.news
September 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
RIP CBS News